BlargyMcBlarg

Shooterman007: Think of me whilst masturbating :D
BlargyMcBlarg: And raw chicken…

After extensive research one might still find it difficult to find Blarg. But before even embarking on such research, one must ask him/herself, what is Blarg? The awnser is quite simple. Blarg is an entity created in the unknowns by an other worldy force. This entity, this Blarg, however, is so vast and confusing that no man alive has ever been able to understand the meaning of Blarg, or its properties and/or values. Even now scientists everywhere are sending space shuttles and satelittes across the known galaxy and universe to search for Blarg, but all attempts have resulted in humiliating failure. Will we be able to discover Blarg one day? Or will it forever be lost in… The Twilight Zone? Du du du du du du du du du!