I hated crush the castle because it was a physic-based game with AWFUL physics, and awful controls. You have completely fixed these and made the concept incredible. Make another one, and I doubt crush the castle will be around for much longer.
3/5. Having heavily defended posts right before checkpoints makes the game VERY frustrating (At central city I've died 10 times at the stretch right before the checkpoint and as a result have pretty much everything, removing upgrade progression) but the somewhat okay gameplay stops this being a 1 or a 2 out of 5.
Guard: TERRORIST!!!!1!!!1111!!!
Made me laugh.
Then the fact I was doing 3k damage a turn with poison made me laugh even more.
Then I died.
Well done Psuedo.
HELPFUL NOTE: The first kid will next to always go under your truck. If you shoot vertically in the air, the ice cream will land on the kid. Spam this to get him off.
+1 this so this is easily accessible, please.
Wow. The amount of idiocy on the comments is ludicrous. I can't tell if people are trying to be facetious or not.
This is one of the first ever video games. 'NO UPGRADES THIS SUCKS.' A game is about fun, not about the complex upgrade system. 'EASY AND BORING.' Perhaps that's because this was an arcade game. It was supposed to be some money for one go. You wanted to make that money count. You did your hardest, and got results.
Kids these days. If something isn't realistic graphics and unrealistic violence, they despise it. Respect your elders. This was one of the greatest games ever. If you grew up on N64s, Mario, Sonic, all in pixelated form, then you'll get what I mean.
Oh, and benbluebone5, they've done that. It's an actual game disc. I own a copy. I doubt they still make them though.
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