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Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

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Aug. 21, 2013

Rating: 1

NONSENSE! *Cue the Cornered OST from Ace Attorney*

Battle Conquest

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Apr. 26, 2013

Rating: 162

I wonder how one breaks the morale of undead who would appear to be literally incapable of fear or despair. Irritate their eyes with your shattered bone dust remains, my army!

Decision

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Apr. 03, 2012

Rating: 9

Incredibly frustrating, and EXTREMELY repetitive, feels like I'm having to constantly repeat pointless clean-ups.

Decision

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Mar. 20, 2012

Rating: 1

Frankly, I can't stand the thought of having to repeat the tower defenses over and over. Not for me, I guess.

Outpost:Haven

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Jan. 06, 2012

Rating: 1

I knew that buying the China Lake was a brilliant idea.

Raze 2

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Dec. 04, 2011

Rating: -9

Frozen Death on level 19 in Alien Campaign made it harder to win, not easier.

Legend of the Void

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Nov. 19, 2011

Rating: 4

1-The companion seems a bit over-powered. 2-Being a Mage who focuses on Necromancy, with Arcane as a secondary, will completely wreck everything, again, perhaps too easy. 3-I love the game's ability to ensure that it doesn't get tiresome with 100000 HP enemies and grinding on the same boss for hours. 4-Keep at it, looking forward to a sequel if one is coming.

Lab of the Dead

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Nov. 15, 2011

Rating: 6

Odd glitch happened to me when I used water balloon once-it repeated the "Oh no, he died" speech, and killed my first passive zombie. I was so attached to you, my doll-loving man-baby Steve the Zombie.

The Last Stand: Union City

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Oct. 18, 2011

Rating: 44

Why were about 30 people in my home? How did they get in, and why? What the hell was my wife doing while I was driving around?

The Last Stand: Union City

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Oct. 17, 2011

Rating: 6

I'm mildly surprised that my character can miss an entire horde of zombies at point-blank range with a shotgun. What the hell is he aiming at?

The Last Stand: Union City

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Oct. 17, 2011

Rating: 4260

Having been surprised unpleasantly by zombies falling through the roof from the above floor, I decided to clear out the second story of a house before the first. I then began to explore the first. Somehow, I had missed 15 zombies in one room upstairs, who immediately swarmed me. I went back upstairs to check that room. No hole? Conclusion-Zombies not only teleport, they are master carpenters that like to screw with me by making and fixing holes.

Rebuild 2

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Oct. 14, 2011

Rating: 1

Effing Church killed about four of my best men.

Rebuild 2

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Oct. 13, 2011

Rating: -1

Oh man, stupid cultist zombie worshiping freaks. Should never have let them do their thing.

WarLight

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Oct. 09, 2011

Rating: 1

I can picture epic clashes of massive armies, trying to out maneuver each other. Great work!

WarLight

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Oct. 08, 2011

Rating: 0

@mence, the point is that it's random. Otherwise, you'd be able to cheat or give yourself an unfair advantage.

Rebuild

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Oct. 02, 2011

Rating: 7

I'm mildly surprised that, somehow, my guys can't write an effing constitution unless they're inside the town hall.

No Time To Explain

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Sep. 03, 2011

Rating: 5

Did you guys know that the creators are making a whole game for this, which costs $10 for a partially finished version, then you get the full version once it comes out for free?

Sweatshop

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Aug. 12, 2011

Rating: 16

Exploiting child labor has never been more fun!..I'm going to hell.

Synapsis 2

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Aug. 02, 2011

Rating: 1

At the start, I immediately thought about doing what Bill from Accounting would do. *Jumps out Window*

Flight

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Jul. 28, 2011

Rating: 1

Nobody gets their wish..?

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