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Krystine and the children in chains

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Apr. 14, 2018

Rating: 3

I dunno, all those kids kinda looked like brats to me. Is there an option in the game where we just leave them chained up and we go flying around on our giant bird to grab lunch somewhere instead?

Crush Crush

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Feb. 24, 2018

Rating: 10

"Not to brag, but I'm a pretty successful lawyer." "Oh... oh wow, that's really--" "I'm also a famous actor!" "I... I guess you must really like to keep busy!" "Life guard. I'm also the world's greatest lifeguard." "...what?" "And the world's foremost fry cook cyberneticist baseball player." "You're... you're just messing with me now." "...." "....." "Here, I bought you 100 million dollars worth of fruit baskets." "I LOVE YOU!"

Sort the Court!

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Aug. 28, 2017

Rating: 4

Upvote if you think Lil Fangy is rad and needs his own spinoff game.

American Halloween Story

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Oct. 23, 2013

Rating: 1

Oh, that music.

Kingdom of Liars 3

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Sep. 12, 2013

Rating: 238

New Hyptosis game? Aaaaaaand.... there goes the rest of my afternoon.

Developer response from Hyptosis

Haha, you're far too kind to say such things. :P

Pink Room Escape

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Aug. 04, 2013

Rating: 0

Flagged.

Solitude Metro Escape

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Aug. 02, 2013

Rating: 1

Was going to give it at least 3/5, but the ending "Do you like this YoTreat game?" with only an option to click "Yes" was just insulting. 1/5. Sorry guys, do better.

Solitude Metro Escape

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Aug. 02, 2013

Rating: 1

I'm willing to buy into the fact that a locked door is impossible to break down and get past for most escape games. But an unguarded two-foot high metro turnstile as the "unescapable exit?" Sorry, can't suspend disbelief on this one.

Gold Coin Room Escape

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Jul. 16, 2013

Rating: 2

Far too easy, no argument there, but at least it wasn't riddled with bugs. 3/5 just for being stable.

Vortex Point 2

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Jul. 03, 2013

Rating: 147

Fun game, and the voice acting was a great touch. But the speech text was awkwardly phrased and often didn't match with what was actually being said. Also, some actions to solve the case weren't super intuitive (like vandalizing the magic shop to get the saw). 5/5 in spirit, 4/5 in execution.

Grand Banda

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May. 31, 2013

Rating: 8

I will follow you ANYWHERE, Pastelgames.

Scene of the Crime: Dream of Murder

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Apr. 02, 2013

Rating: 9

No warrant? Break in to the office. Feds take the case? Go rogue. Throw in some witty dialogue, and I think this guy might be Axel Foley.

Made In Mafia

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Jan. 03, 2013

Rating: 1

Wonderful concept, but the execution was lacking. Plus, spelling and grammar were TERRIBLE. Really took away from what little storyline there was for me. Nice effort, and could have been fun, but needs improvement. 2/5.

Gifts Pusher 2

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Dec. 19, 2012

Rating: 21

On the final level, you can bring your candy pusher around the far left side of the barricade, making the level a LOT easier.

Monster Detective

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Dec. 01, 2012

Rating: 81

Like with all of Pastel's other games, I came for the artwork, but stayed for the storyline. Hope the ending means there's a sequel in mind?

Second Wind

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Oct. 18, 2012

Rating: 3

@Esran - The endings are: Really Bad Ending - Agree to rule with Smith; Not Good Ending - Lose to Smith in battle; Good Ending - Defeat Smith and at least one other deity; Great Ending? - Defeat Smith but not any deities. Hope that helps! That question mark after the "Great Ending?" has me wondering if there's an even better ending possible somehow...

Second Wind

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Oct. 16, 2012

Rating: 1

Only complaint is that the question mark in the "Great?" ending leaves me obsessively trying to find an even better ending.

Infectonator 2

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Sep. 26, 2012

Rating: 9

I take personal offense that you put Bieber in Texas.

Relive Your Life

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Jun. 30, 2012

Rating: -3

Gig 'em!

Reincarnation: Bloody Bayou

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May. 16, 2012

Rating: -19

Psst - The first "o" in "opossum" should be silent.

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