"Phil what the hell!? Why are you clobbering me to death! This sucks so much I'm not even going to move! I'm just going to stand here while you beat the crap out of me!"
There needs to be a way to turn off the archers. They keep shooting ninjas right before I start to type their word, and it resets my combo because I typed the first letter which they've already knocked off. Super annoying.
Ok, I just saw that there was actually a mute button, but for some reason when I press M it doesn't work. In fact, I can't change it to keyboard controls at all. Is that on my end?
I love how the voice to say "Explosives Activated" and "The Elevator has been turned on" was meant to be AS SEXY AS POSSIBLE. This is absurd, and makes no sense, but I don't care :-L
Fun, but it seemed like my role in it was very slim at best. Sure I ate the planets, summoned the monsters, and dodged the occcasional bullet, but it seems sort of lame that my guardians did all the fighting for me. 4/5.
Pretty awesome, but I would love a ball return. Several times I've lost every life because the ball fell right between the flippers, so I could do nothing about it, and I found this rather unfair.
Pretty fun game, but there's a massively game breaking glitch. Fairly often, a kid will get stuck on like the bottom of the van and not come off. He'll just stay there until you quit.
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