I'm not thrilled with the aiming. Bothered me at times. The timing for the weapons was just horrible and made every weapon useless, and also the timing for the levels. Get rid of the level times... 2/5 I'm not satisfied with the game.
I'm going on a hunch here but directly above the 'Roll' Button, if you click, will roll the dice. It does not light up the button but I've found more luck with that rather than clicking the button.
I've played with real dice. The second player never gets 4 Free Rolls in a row, along with a massive plethora of points on the 3rd turn to move him from about 2000 to 11k. Prove to me that ISN'T computer player favored and then I will agree you are right. Till then, you sir are wrong.
No. But I am a young game reviewer with too much time on my hands. I do write ups and decided to pick out new and or popular games on Kongregate and talk about them to people who ask if the game is any good. So it answers their question rather quickly.
So let's take a moment to go over this game. The big hype 'Sonny'. From the start, I found myself actually quite repelled from the story, leading myself to believe the characters had some 60's cassette tape that apparently you couldn't play on any normal boom box laying around and that is all I pulled off. Second of all, after digging into what many people had idiotically spammed on here about cheats, I decided to try it out which after a few hours of nonsense, this left my stat bar looking like that of a Viagra commercial. The game play was lacking, not only was it slow turn based and a plethora of random skills you'd never use unless it was a select few, the AI wore their pants on their heads and proceeded to be completely stupid, in this case attacking rather than healing. Other than giving the AI brains instead of large rifles and bulky armor which did absolutely nothing, and also fixing the various other stupidities in the game itself, I'd give it a 3 / 5.
So I will take this time to reveiw this new game. Upon clicking the seemingly promising link that the name previously reminded me of Mortal Combat, I was sucked into a world of Hungry Hungry Hippos. Apparently the point of the game is to become cannibalistic over little dots we call proteins. From the start your rival blobs compete with other blobs to chase around a glowing dot which extends their guts until they burst into more of themselves with happiness and joy only to be eaten. A large problem I see is the AI. Not only being obnoxious by running in circles on your screen for no purpose they find the most opportune to split of course when they are infected causing them to die. The second problem are the actions, the only one I found useful was speed, but that was to amuse myself, the game can be completed without actions. Simply, if you want a game where a blithering idiot Microbe who circles your cursor in hopes to hit the top of the food chain, here's your game. 3 / 5.
So we start with this game, of course me being a traditional man / gamer I refuse to read directions and immerse myself into a game even if it killed me. In this case it did. I found myself dodging a plethora of spinning dice, chasing little pills to try and put myself into what seemed like an Acid induced coma. Soon, however my hopes and dreams of becoming a drug dealer were ruined by these lovely black dice which fell from the sky in a fit of rage, and proceeded to spawn all kinds of hellish spike balls at me, which in turn chased me into a corner and pummeled me to death while the once dice, turned into purple whomps from mario and molested my body until I bled out my toes. 4 / 5 for unqiness, what other 13+ website has a drug chasing game?
cowlvr389 Aug. 12, 2008
-ruining a great site like Kong with filth like this…disgusting…-
Correction: "I don't like this game, I am just going to continue flaming it till I get the attention I deserve" Walk away. Now.
Hey, I'm going to act all cool like the guy below me and start some shouting thing in my profile to gain attention that I don't get at home :l Seriously, Epic Fail. If you agree how about shouting me.
 "Miami Shark")
 "mini Tower Defence (mTD)")
 "Elements")
 "Kill me")
 "Fox Fyre")
 "My Snake Game II")
 ":the game:")
 "Zilch")
 "Sonny")
 "Microbe Kombat"){kind=icon}
 "Death Dice Overdose")
 "Runescape")