The point of the people complaining of all the reading is heavily, /heavily/ valid. Games are not novels. You PLAY them, not read them. This all goes to the idea of "Show me, don't tell me!" While the writing is hilarious, the game maker should have found a better way to intergrate reading and gameplay.
I don't see why this game isn't a five yet, honestly.
There's walking, cars, trees, grass, roads, and person, just like in Grand Theft Auto.
5/5, keep making games.
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