Kishero

I am the very model of a snarky git in general,
Dispensing pithy insults though a medium ephemeral,
I’m fond of talking science, and of note must stand geology
Which is a frequent source of puns (though I make no apology)
I’m well acquainted also with matters bibliographical,
Which is why it really is a shame my spelling is just laughable.
About these learned topics I often have the latest news,
In fact you’d have to mute me just to halt the flood of all my views.

I find misuse of words in name of lending colour and vigor to ones language far more forgivable than the pedantic, joyless idolatry of grammatical nuance and typographical exactitude that in so many cases is passed off as a love of language.