LiTheYuM

HOLY FLYING BASS OF FISHERMAN WITH A ****ING LAUNCHPOLE BATMAN! I’m a martian, and ya’ll just Jesus, but let’s not talk politics. How’re ya’ll doing? I’m fine, just fine- now grab your moomoo’s acuz we gon’ have one helluva ride. Yeemothaf*dgin’ HAW!

About me? Fumble YOUR ME! I’m me, you can’t be “U” just you! Not me. I’m you, and you’re not me. So lose it, or quit it. I will gain it, and fill it. Fill it up to the max, bizzles! Cuz I am… Not Happynoodleboy. You Skunk eating amoebas! I am the ruler of the maggots in the world! I will make you into FLIES! JOIN ME IN MY DOMINATE ARMY TO DOMINATE THE WORLD WITH DOMINATRIX’s…. I lost myself. Nope, now I’m found, but I will be lost again. Just let me drown you LEMME DROWN THE VOICES> You need to die, DIE! Oh – My – GOD! Lemme just drive a driver into your skull and we can have fun with the prom! Oh yeah, now get on the box and stomp like a flamingo, cuz I’m the platypus. Bitches. Adios. Peace and no love for the ones who chillin’ like a felon. Sorry for the funny words- Censorship. Blame the higher ups- they rule the world. We’re just lowly ants being stepped on.

Other things about me:

Mood : Pissed (Cuz Angel didn’t add me in her profile.)

Happy (Cuz I found lots of things in my arsenal against people I wish were dead- no lie I hate them. Oh and cuz of my girl (She forced a gun to my head to add this- I kid, I kid)

Upset/Sad/Depressed/‘Emo’ – Cuz the world looks down on me, and then decides urinating on me is too good so they use the other end.

Confused – Well I am young, dumb and full of- you get the rest HOW THE **** AM I SUPPOSED TO BE ENLIGHTENED AND CLEAR HEADED? I doubt even ghandi was as much as he says he was.

Others – You don’t ask, I won’t tell the twisted, sickening, horrible, grotesque details.

What do I think about people? I think they’re sacks of meat wanting to be poked with sharp objects

Brahaha, I am fierce and sharp- hear me squak! SQUAK! Skwak! I’m a mofoing platypus- ya’ll. South side! Oh Em Gee- I’m a redhead Bee Tee Dubba-yoooooooo. Anyways, back to random rants of self induglence and meatpuppets- … I’m sad and empty. Anything else to add to this probably extremely long profile “About me” Oh- I hate you all, Goodnight. Oh and Angel, You best friggin’ mention me or you’ll get such a friggin’ pinch!!!