@boxedlunch -- as i understand it, the achievements are something that the kongregate staff add themselves, and all i can do on my end is give them the information on things like, for example, how many times you've died, or your highest score, fastest time, etc., from which they can come up with some fair goals to try to reach. so hold on for a little bit -- they might be coming sooner than you think.
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