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“A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally I’d mud wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock, and a sack of French porn.” – Mr. E. Blackadder (Butler to HM George the Fourth of Great Britain)

“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” – Ambrose Bierce (1842-1913)

“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.” – Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

“Only two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity…and I’m not so sure about the former.” – Albert Einstein (1879-1955)