NeroTheHedgehog

QUOTES :

“So I was playing the game alone because none of my friends wanted to come over to my house to watch me wander around the house bleeding in the dark with nothing but a candle. I had but back the wax of my candle just a tad so that it wouldn’t burn out or anything as the 2 o’clock milestone came near. It was so cold in my little apartment room and All of the suspense made me extremely horny. I then proceeded to lay down on the ground, placing the candle next to me, and started fapping away in the wee hours of the night hoping that releasing some Endorphin would give me the courage to carry on with the game. As I began to feel the onset of my climax I heard the door swing open and I turned my head slightly to meet eyes with a figure floating in the dim light of the moon. I knew it was him. The Midnight Man. I pivoted my head all the way around and looked him in the eye and blew my load all over the candle. At that point it was just him and I, eyes locked in the darkness. What he then told me I will remember for the rest of my life.. “Where can a nigguh get some Totino’s Pizza Rolls in this broke ass town?”

minimeh: Where am I…
rebelfire: Asia
NeroTheHedgehog: Antarcica*
NeroTheHedgehog: Antarctica*
rebelfire: Asica.
NeroTheHedgehog: Asstarctica
KingSnail: A planet that isn’t in your previous solar system.
NeroTheHedgehog: The land full of assguins
KingSnail: And Polass Bears.
rebelfire: And a badger.
rebelfire: A single badger.

Quick, tell me a joke.
minimeh: He isn’t nero the hegdgehog, he’s NeroTheHedgehog.
Odark: Why was 6 afraid of 7
RaceBandit: Because 7 8 9
Odark: Because 7 was a registered six offender
RaceBandit: wut
NeroTheHedgehog: …

Bassball429: right, so mentioning “bang bus” is a warning
XStille: That sounds more like a monster truck after-show special.
NeroTheHedgehog: ^
SonicOkami: One night only! Bang Bus crushes 30 cars in one setting! You’ll pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge!

wingedpikoh: this thing is not only huge, but practically undrivable and shaped like an upside-down version of a females whole reproductive system…