Person In Hat #1: "Oh look! It's raining corpses!"
Person In Hat #2: "Quite nice weather we're having today. Let's stay here for a while, standing completely still."
I found it hard to think that a guy could get 55104 when the max amount of points you can get is 10000 ._. Kong, please take note of hackers, thank you.
A customer came into my shop demanding a broad axe to slay a dragon. I managed to convince him that he would be unstoppable with soft gloves instead. Business is good.
Meh, I prefer the previous Feudalism. This new game is WAY too complicated in my opinion. I forget to use my skills half of the time and end up losing due to my opponent doing some random bullshit and OHKO me in less than 2 seconds. It get hella easier in the later part of the game (like the previous Feudalism) but the early game is just a lot harder compared to the previous Feudalism. Despite that, this game is really worth your time.
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