IAmTheCandyman’s a pretty cool guy. http://i.imgur.com/ZJKorKM.jpg
Quotes you should always remember:
Darxzero: I’m not sure pudding is a valid unit of measurement.
FlyingAgorian: You quoting that too?
FlyingAgorian: I quoted that.
scarlettxfoxx: why!? why must there be purple balls coming out of the mouth
Oz5711: Nah, just regular-level horny here. Not enough to disrupt a chat about Flash games.
Fiendmummy: Scritter quotes the most quotable queries.
KinofFenris: I don’t think pudding would make good bricks.
wobblythesecond: actual games are for actual people
TurkeyPie: Fight my tentacles, critter.
Fiendmummy: That sounds average and mundane, much like your current existence.
09Kisame09: Amber, wanna spin my beyblade?
scarlettxfoxx: derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp
Scritter: don’t over ederpulate scarlett
SolidSnake6: theres bad side effects from doing that
SolidSnake6: some people wake up as a man if they were female
Scritter: for how long
SolidSnake6: rest of your life
Scritter: but if I rederp can I female to male?
Scritter: wait
SolidSnake6: fox was male then overederpulated and became female….at birth
Scritter: nvm
SolidSnake6 the mind-reader.
Scritter: you guys srsly need to stop adding to the “what kong feels about me page”
Scritter: it’s getting conceitedly long
Scritter: doesnt help i accidentally lost over half my quotes page
KinofFenris: Then I think you need to stop being so awesome, Scritter.
KinofFenris: problem solved
NOT HELPING, KIN.
TurkeyPie: “TurkeyPie: Fight my tentacles, critter.”
TurkeyPie: Haha, I don’t remember saying this.
You said it, I saw it.
Fiendmummy: (Btw I remember everything I said on your quotes. Frik u)
Lucky you. I had more, but I lost them. Please remind me :’(
Fiendmummy: WOW SCRITT. THANKS. I WOULD’VE NEVER KNOWN WITHOUT YOUR INPUT.
Fiendmummy: DAMN IT
Fiendmummy: SON OF A.
Fiendmummy on being quoted again.
AnonymousFoxx: Why is it when Tony became room owner the room becomes active?
tkkttony: Because this room needs juice.
tkkttony: And I. Am. The. Juice.
Orange? Grape? Apple?
Scritter: bdsm tips? sikes life is more itnerseting htan minme
ApprenticeChief: Your character transposition game is on point, though, Skit.
Trisolis999: If I get a ten day token I can get 1.5 sx
Trisolis999: I need more than that though
Trisolis999: I need like 10 sex
me irl
Trisolis999: hi scrit
Scritter: hi tris
How Café Kong feels about me, Or how I feed my ego:
L3xiiLuV: Shit, Scritter’s a boy.
L3xiiLuV: Abort mission.
zeown2: THAT REALLY BOOSTS MY ****ING CONFIDENCE IN LIFE SCRITTER
MisterD2014: Then you have Scritter. Who’s just… doing.
maucat: scritter has a cool name
DarkBlackMomba: Kinda like twitter! Go scritter!
Miro62: Scitter!!! All I remember about you is that you’ve been here forever.
Piglet09: I like Scritter’s avatar!
hola365: Scripted!
hola365: Go to hell auto correct! D:<
Fiendmummy: Oh sweet lord, it’s that damn Scritter
Fiendmummy: Scritter, you know what’s strange?
Fiendmummy: You’ve almost always been here.
Fiendmummy: But I’ve been here longer.
Bleeghhhh: SCRIT-SENPAI
KinofFenris: Scritters are tricksy, they have their ways.
ChocolateSouffle: just wanna say one thing: cool name scritter
ChocolateSouffle: i like it _
Ciara225: SCRIT-SENPAI
Ciara225: Scritter im in love with u
Ciara225: ♥
funkykat: Scritter-chan :3
Fiendmummy: Scritt is right. For once.
UnitxxFoxxA: Scrit is kewl in my imaginary book
DingoTM: For Scritt never fails in his sense of duty.
DingoTM: Stoic and constant, Scritt is our rock here at Cafe Kong
annonb: How can you ONLY vaguely recognize Scritter
annonb: It’s THE SCRITTER
Amber: I love you too
LadyAdain: oh btw Scritter, I like your name.
Cafe Kong Room Description: Welcome to Cafe Kong! A balanced diet is one with low-fat gluten-free clearance cakes in both hands. Also we, hereby, warmly welcomes the Bowser’s Castle community into our Cafe. Please enjoy our complimentary cake that Scritter baked for this occasion.
The room itself has acknowledged me!
The Great Quote Loss of 2016 caused the losses of over 20 quotes. Their loss will affect generations to come. Rest In Peace.
20 Quotes: 2011-2016.
 "Scritter")