"We're more peaceful than you!"
Peacekeeper: I honestly think they're right on that one. I'm killing hundreds upon hundreds of them, and they can't even kill one person. I think they might just be...
"No, I'm more peaceful than you!"
Peacekeeper: Now why the heck did I say that?!
CharleyBananas, if there were birds in the falling sequence, the game would be much less balanced considering now that you know where the bananas are, you can collect more than going upward, plus you would have time to adapt to your ridiculous speed when you collide into birds all the time. On the other hand, realistically, the birds would not even manage to slow you down at all. Think of it like this: you are skydiving and a boulder miraculously falls from the sky. Would you slow it down? It's like that.
Wow, chemical warfare's description was right, it is "pants-on-head" retarded, although it is HILARIOUS! Good job (That would have been funny in TFDW as well)
That's true. We ported this game from Facebook. The Facebook version is about to reach his first anniversary :)