Would be more interesting if cards could play like poker hands. Once you have 5 or more cards being drawn you could give points for a straight (2-3-4-5-6) and multiply the value of all of them like they had gotten a pair. Odds of landing it would be low but it would be an exciting boost forward if you did land it.
I wish the game told you that you got points based on accuracy BEFORE it told you how to turn on constant attacking. Or even just at all before you beat it.
First thing I thought when I looked at the description: "Hehe...balls into holes..."
Second think I thought: "Wow, am I really in college and giggling at that?"
Oh yeah, although the name is amazing one change I would recommend would be to make the quit level button appear in the middle of the screen when you pause. Quite a few times I accidentally clicked outside the game on top and accidentally clicked the quit button when I clicked back in. Please make it harder to make this mistake.
I was planning on going to play A Knight's Story and sit in Gibson chatting like I normally do, but as I looked down the games on the front page I noticed a game. "Ninja Hamsters vs Robots." How can you not play a game with that name? It isn't possible, once you see it you have to know what it is.
@keller806 if you get a star then police will start to come after you if they see you. They won't come at you unless they see you though. Once you get 2 stars police cars spawn near you and chase you. At this point the only way to lose the stars is to get out of the car when there are no police around, go somewhere that cars don't normally go, and just chill for a while. If you don't do this you'll probably eventually get up to three stars just from hitting things as you flee from the police. Once you get three stars the police will send a helicopter to keep track of you. At this point it's almost impossible to get rid of all the stars, but only almost. If you find an alley with a small area that's covered and not visible from the street you can hide and wait it out but it'll take forever. The only way I've gotten to four stars is shooting down the helicopter. If you get four stars it might as well be impossible to lose your stars as S.W.A.T. comes after you and sets up barricades.
Ehhh I would have preferred to have insane be 2 at once instead of just dying really fast. Even on insane I only died once. Would be nice to have a run button or if there is one have it show key mappings. Would also be cool to have a roll or strafe or something to maneuver better. Overall pretty cool and I look forward to any games that come out of it, gonna look at it myself a bit now.
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lol on the third health pad i found I got into a fight on top of it somehow. I just healed whenever I got hit. It's the one just after you go through a door.
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