ThePoisonPen

“Let’s get a cup of coffee.
Will you look at my manuscript?”
And I’m showing him my left hand
I’m gesticulating with my left hand
And then WHOOMP! There’s Mikey!
‘Cause he knows
(They always know)
And there’s that really awkward moment
Where I try to show I wasn’t encouraging this
(Though of course I sort of was)
And I don’t want to look whipped in front of this man Which is dumb – I shouldn’t care what he thinks
Since I can’t bang him anyway!

… not exactly what it’s like- i really wouldn’t care to get the other guy, cuz i love my Mike :D but it is a funny song. :)