ToAsTyPaNcAkEs

Unofficial rules of Hegemony
1. All newcomers will be greeted with insults and sexual harassment.
2. If your name has more than 2 X’s in it get a better username.
3. Get a goddamn avatar.
4. Newcomers have a 50% chance of being retarded.
5. If adding up your emtionicons outnumbers your word count: Don’t talk.
6. Use goddamn punctuation.
7. If you are easily offended leave NOW.
8. ToastyPancakes will talk about Zack every chance she gets.
9. m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8
10. If trolls and spammers show up Hiperson134 will be AFK, no exceptions.
11. In Hegemony real friends eat friend’s pubes.
12. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

Poseidon’s Salty Butthole.
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Devlini: In my finger, I was trying to break a rubber and it went into me and there was blood everywhere.
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Oace: Scuttle your butts while doing the butt scuttle!
>Oace: Unce unce unce unce
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Devillocks: ‘ello, I’m God!
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Devlini: floater? Thats what I call a poo which floats…
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enterore: shit********muffincock
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Devlini: Yeah, its boring as a fart unless you go online
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Oace:VIOLENCE IS RED, VEINS ARE BLUE, I NEED TO MAKE AN ACHOO
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thegood159: its like, the center is still slightly moist, but the outside is crunchy
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Oace: THIS IS A WASP, NOT A BEE, IT’S A MOTHER****ING WASP, IT DOES NOT POLLINATE, IT DOES NOT MAKE HONEY, IT IS A WASP
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This blended milk and ice drink of mine attracts young males to my front yard, and thus they proclaim “This is superior to thine!” Verily, this is superior to thine. I am able to Impart my knowledge of said beverage to you, but I will require financial compensation!
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Which individual takes residence within thy submersed Pineapple? Sponge Robert Quadratic Trousers.
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ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: to the window \(o3o\)

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: to the wall (/o3o)/

Oace: To the penis v(o3o)v
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Oace: so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don’t come back around here no more, hasta la vista baby, KICK ROCKS, and get the hell out.
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MonochromeHearts: coughs so hard i nearly puke JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
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Ihascookies: Toasty is a gir.
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InfiniteHunter: Not Spanish, not French, not Morse Code, and most certainly not Klingon.
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I’ll mongle your lollies
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Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Reeeeeed Robin!
Sincerely, USA.
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ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: but that’s “incorrect grammar” and it pisses the GN’s off :p

foreworst: Grammar Nazi’s?

oIIEthanIIo: No, Grass (racial slur for black people)
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I have great sexual appeal, and i’m quite blatantly aware of this fact.
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MonochromeHearts: i’m eating waffles.. and they’re blue (reply)

MonochromeHearts: berry (reply)
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InfiniteHunter: It’s perfectly fine if it’s too big.

http://tinypic.com/r/w6xif6/5
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(ﾉ・∀・)ﾉ ＝＝＝＝＝┻━┻))⊙Дﾟ)･∵

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no_u_stfu: stfu pancock
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Oh there’s vict’ry in the Lord, I say.. Victory in The Lord! Cling to the Father in his Holy Name, and don’t go ridin’ on that long black train ♫
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Iggyshark: Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide grandmomma too! Buy a dog, seven proxies, CLOSE THE CURTAINS
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InfiniteHunter: How tiny, if I may ask?
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lynx45678: …I’ll shove them in further…
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InfiniteHunter: Have you seen how tiny that thing is?
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Oace: Then enjoy EA’s bag o’ n1gg3r business schemes
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Dear U.S. Government,
I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals. I do not like ex-speaker Nan, I do not like this “YES WE CAN.” I do not like this spending spree, I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free. I do not like their smug replies when I complain about their lies. I do not like this kind of hope. I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope.
Sincerely, Dr. Suess.
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peterporty: sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!
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lynx45678: don’t be a Moran.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: I swear at first I thought you said mormon
Iggyshark: Moroni is an important mormon figure.
lynx45678: Pepmoroni pizza?
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spyro23888: SCP-173 is a well known scientific phenomenom
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ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: You like it on your nipples, don’t you? :D
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oORatyOo: If I say yes, will you say yes too, Pancakes?
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http://imgur.com/SwOY7
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Iggyshark: I’ll reach for your balls from behind if I damn well feel like it
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Oace: There goes my popes and dreams
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CommanderX1125: Well, when a mommy turtle and a daddy turtle drink a lot, and tolerate each other very much, a magical turtle stork gives them a little turtle band. It just so happens, this stork sucks at aiming. (reply)
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Mr_superdude__: Dude, if the nothe note has no flaggies and is filled in, it’s a boop. Not filled in is a booop, and a circle is a booooop. If it has a flaggie, it’s a bop, and the more flaggies the sorter the bop. connected notes are bopbop, and notes with a line…
Mr_superdude__: underneath them are bo’op.
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“No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. – Matthew 24:36

For you yourselves know very well that the Day of the Lord will come just like a thief in the night. – 1 Thessalonians 5:2
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Pinkamina_Diane: help! the chat is deaf
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ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ◉.◉
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ⊙﹏⊙
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Veins appear blue because the subcutaneous fat absorbs low-frequency light, permitting only the highly energetic blue wavelengths to penetrate through to the dark vein and reflect back to the viewer.
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JigsawKillr: Argleblargle;verb;the act of Bill Cosby drowning.
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hiperson134: a little loose, but hey, I passed through there
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JoshinatorKY: GODS LIKE “SIT DOWN NIGGA YOU OLD AS ****” AND HE’S LIKE “SUCK MY FISH LOVING NUTS NYUGAH”
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Spewing: If you pay me enough cash I’ll do this thing with my butthair that will make you reach cloud 9 baby
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Lutefisk: At best it’s like overdone fish and at worst it’s like a pneumonia victim’s mucus.
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ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ HARDER BETTER FASTER DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
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JLHawkeye: Yeah, I totally know what it feels like to have facial hair tickle my genitals
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LeeHawkeye: IT GIVE YOU, THE SENILE OLD MAN. (◐◞౪◟◑’)┐
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Guswut: I, for one, will never try and deny that I need meat. Juicy, hot, delicious meat dripping down my throat.
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JakeInTheBox: heather, all ponies are best ponies, that is the real sexret