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The Grey Rainbow

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Apr. 13, 2013

Rating: -9

Jesus, what's with all the games with blatantly sexist writing getting featured recently? Is it Misogyny Month or something?

Developer response from BlackOliveGames

There is no hate on my end. Anything you think you perceive, you project to yourself.

Beloved

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Feb. 15, 2013

Rating: -36

So when does "you have fewer blocks impeding your progress towards a teleporter that puts you with your magically synchronized partner(s)" get added to the hetero privilege checklist?

Manufactoria

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Dec. 01, 2012

Rating: 9

I wish I could mark a square as a reject target to remind myself that the square is "taken".

mini Tower Defence (mTD)

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Oct. 18, 2012

Rating: 3

a badge for getting achievements that don't tell you what to do to receive them. brilliant. i couldn't design a worse game mechanic if i tried.

Color Link-a-Pix Light Vol 1

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Dec. 27, 2011

Rating: 4

That sailboat picture looks more like Sonic the Hedgehog to me.

Stardom

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Dec. 21, 2010

Rating: 0

Those moving platforms have to be the least fun I have ever had in my life. Why did the checkpoint have to be so far away from that particular section?

Unity Demo

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Dec. 21, 2010

Rating: -4

I can't wait to play a game like this where the main character DOESN'T control like a meth addict.

Dungeon Developer

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Dec. 18, 2010

Rating: -1

I don't like the mechanic that sends your guys back if they didn't get a coin. It doesn't add any strategy since you just set one down in a place they have to go every time, and it's a total pain in the ass when you forget.

Zombies Took My Daughter!

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Sep. 26, 2010

Rating: 4

"A dead survivor had a voice recording that shows Anna was not at Parade Street or 30th Terrace." A dead survivor? He's either a survivor, or he's dead, he can't be both!

Master of Fortresses

Play Master of Fortresses

Aug. 28, 2010

Rating: 4

Gee, thanks for the "level attempted" medal, I really appreciate being reminded that I suck at the game.

Epic War 4

Play Epic War 4

Jul. 25, 2010

Rating: 0

This game's mystery meat navigation is incredibly annoying. Why in the HELL is anyone still using mystery meat navigation in the year 2010?

Final Ninja

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Jul. 23, 2010

Rating: 9

My only complaint is that this game should have a frame around the field of vision. I keep aiming at something close to the border of the applet and clicking outside of it, which gets annoying real first.

Bubble Tanks Arenas

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Jul. 19, 2010

Rating: 1

The "intentionally way too easy level" gimmick is funny and all, but doing it for the last level is just lame.

Lightbot 2.0

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Jun. 23, 2010

Rating: -3

For my sanity's sake, MAKE THE ARROWS POINT THE WAY THEY FREAKING TURN!

Continuity

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Apr. 03, 2010

Rating: 0

I wish I could tell whether I've just picked up the real key or not with sound muted

The Worst Game On Kongregate

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Dec. 22, 2009

Rating: 0

The secret character is Mel Gibson

Orbit Shooter

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Nov. 17, 2008

Rating: 0

I kept getting this error constantly: "ArgumentError: Error #2025: The supplied DisplayObject must be a child of the caller. at: flash.display::DisplayObjectContainer/removeChild() at Bullet/destroy() at Bullet/update()"

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