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Thanks for visiting my profile. (stalker) Well, to start, my names Ashley, but you can call me Ash.

Favorite Quotes:
“Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times, it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.”

“Sarcasm is my second favorite -asm”

“If I ever wanna kill someone, I date them. And they just do the job for me.”

Famous last words:

“Its not poisonous…”

“You taking a shit mate? You taking a shit?”

My RP characters: Irva: Elven, 5’ 8", olive-skinned, blue eyes, straight brown hair down to back, finely decorated metal armor, a scabbard on hip with a thin bladed-sword, also finely decorated, jeweled dagger, sarcastic most of the time

Ash: 5’ 8", olive-skinned, blue eyes, straight brown hair down to back, has a sheath for a dagger on one hip, a shotgun on the other, wears a simple black headband, jeans, and a black t-shirt/ (alternate) 5’ 8", olive-skinned, blue eyes, straight brown hair down to back, escaped from a testing facility for fusing the human brain with tech, making them “super soldiers” as they said. Because of the tech, Test#386568 (Ash) can “speak” to machines, making them act to her will, and can also use electricity as a weapon.
Because of her imprisonment, she does not comply with most of society and acts by her own rules.
Also, I love white Caspian tigers, and I often am one in an RP

https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dp5wota5vQCU

^ love this song

mariofightmario: hardly anybody comes around

RevengedJaack: You live in Silent Hill?

mariofightmario: no

devin1337: Awesome.

mariofightmario: hardwood road

devin1337: ….

devin1337: LOL

devin1337: XD

mariofightmario: sparta wisconsin

devin1337: I can’t stop laughing

devin1337: Oh damn

devin1337: XD

mariofightmario: what’s so funny?

devin1337: Hard, wood.

devin1337: XD

mariofightmario: ?

ash_g: XD

devin1337: Wooooowww XD

ash_g: x3

mariofightmario: i don’t get it

devin1337: This girl is so innocent XD

ash_g: IKR!

mariofightmario: i don’t explain…

mariofightmario: uh…

To ash_g: Ahhh damn. XD

mariofightmario: explain…….

devin1337: Lol

mariofightmario: oh

mariofightmario: ok

ash_g: XD

mariofightmario: i fail to see humor

devin1337: …

mariofightmario: ok…

devin1337: Lawl

To ash_g: This girl. XD

ash_g: mario, you beat the game, how did you do it?

mariofightmario: 91 degrees at my house…

devin1337: Ash…

devin1337: Beat.

devin1337: The game.

mariofightmario: so hot

devin1337: Beat.

ash_g: 91?

devin1337: :P

mariofightmario: ?

ash_g: pft.

mariofightmario: degrees at my house yeah

mariofightmario: 91

ash_g: it gets hotter in my dorm at night.

ash_g: x3

devin1337: My hardwood road gets hotter than your house.

devin1337: Trolol.

ash_g: XD

mariofightmario: you live in wisconsin?

devin1337: … LOL

devin1337: XD

ash_g: XD

devin1337: Her clueless-ness is hilarious XD

mariofightmario: do you live in wisconsin?

RevengedJaack: Yes

mariofightmario: jaack does?

RevengedJaack: Yes <

mariofightmario: C.C

RevengedJaack: I’m joking mario

mariofightmario: eeww

RevengedJaack: eeww what?

mariofightmario: i am irish really

RevengedJaack: Then where is your pot of gold?

mariofightmario: haha

RevengedJaack: pyroa.

mariofightmario: obama took my pot of gold

mariofightmario: for tax

ash_g: your dad took something from me too.

RevengedJaack: HHAAAAAAA

mariofightmario: obama is not my dad

devin1337: Lawwwlll

devin1337: XD

RevengedJaack: Hahaha

ash_g: mario, I know.

RevengedJaack: Your dad took something from me aswell =(

devin1337: Oh damn.

mariofightmario: what?

ash_g: but your dad took something from me.

mariofightmario: what?

ash_g: MY VIRGINITY!

devin1337: Trolololol

devin1337: XD

ash_g: XD

mariofightmario: virginity?

devin1337: … LOL

ash_g: omfg!

ash_g: XDDD

RevengedJaack: I’ll take this one

ash_g: lmfao

devin1337: Alright Jacob.

devin1337: This girl can’t be 13.

ash_g: kk jacky.

devin1337: Seriously.

mariofightmario: im 10

ash_g: 7, at the most

devin1337: Okay then

devin1337: Get off this website

ash_g: damn.

devin1337: You’re under age

RevengedJaack: Mario, what hair color do you have?

ash_g: mod JUST left

mariofightmario: aww =(

devin1337: But no

mariofightmario: brown

devin1337: You can stay

mariofightmario: hair

devin1337: You’re fun to poke fun at

devin1337: :3

mariofightmario: yay

ash_g: x3

ash_g: nice dev

mariofightmario: i have brown hair

devin1337: Hehe

devin1337: I love dem brunettes.

devin1337: Juss sayin

RevengedJaack: When brown headed people goes for a haircut, they say: I have to get my virginity taken away. It’s really that simple

ash_g: x3

ash_g: dev, shut up.

mariofightmario: i am part irish part german part cat part french

devin1337: Wait…

RevengedJaack: Part cat?

mariofightmario: but im mostly irish

devin1337: I’m German Irish too!

mariofightmario: yup

devin1337: High five

mariofightmario: part cat

ash_g: omg, I cant breathe!

devin1337: This is too funny, I know XD

mariofightmario: BREATH ASH BREATH!

devin1337: Don’t make me have to do mouth to mouth

ash_g: where?

mariofightmario: part cat

RevengedJaack: Hahaha breath?

mariofightmario: love cats

RevengedJaack: Take a TicTac

devin1337: Though I wouldn’t regret it… LOL

devin1337: XD

RevengedJaack: So you love Pussy cats?

ash_g: mario, where do I breathe through?!?!??

ash_g: x3

devin1337: XD

mariofightmario: a tube

ash_g: XD

devin1337: By that, logic, Ashley

RevengedJaack: HA

devin1337: I’ll do mouth to mouth.

mariofightmario: attached to your mouth

devin1337: ;D

ash_g: where is the tube at???

devin1337: Oh god

devin1337: I’m so bad

devin1337: XD

RevengedJaack: AAAAAAAAH

RevengedJaack: A tube in her mouth?

ash_g: AAHAHAHAHAHAH

devin1337: XDDDD

ash_g: XD

ash_g: lmfao

mariofightmario: i have it it’ll cost you though

devin1337: oh my god this is too funny

devin1337: XD

RevengedJaack: HAHAHA!!!

ash_g: XD

RevengedJaack: Omg I am crying!

devin1337: Here Ashley, put this tube in your mouth.

devin1337: XD

mariofightmario: you need to give me MEH POT OF GOLD BACK!!!

RevengedJaack: Pay up first!

devin1337: LOL

devin1337: XD

ash_g: XD

mariofightmario: FOR THE TUBE!

devin1337: XD

ash_g: XD

RevengedJaack: HAHAHA

ash_g: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

devin1337: I’m cryin’ XD

ash_g: lmfao.

RevengedJaack: So you’ll give her the tube if she gives you the gold?

devin1337: This is too

devin1337: Funny

mariofightmario: YUP

devin1337: XD

ash_g: i got your gold right here.

mariofightmario: and a dragon

ash_g: x3

RevengedJaack: What the ****!

ash_g: XD

devin1337: XD

RevengedJaack: So how many are you now Mario?

RevengedJaack: Aren’t you 3?

devin1337: Okay, Ashley.

RevengedJaack: Isn’t that extra gold?

mariofightmario: and a slave and a troll and sock and a cat and a ice cube and a sock and a…

ash_g: I got a slave alright.

ash_g: got a cat.

mariofightmario: and a sock

devin1337: I’ll do mouth to mouth, then you can pay me to put the tube in your mouth.

ash_g: on my lap.

devin1337: Kay?

mariofightmario: and a comquat

devin1337: Ashley

devin1337: More like in your lap.

devin1337: X3

ash_g: or should I say.

mariofightmario: avicado

ash_g: damnit dev

devin1337: Dirty minds think alike.

devin1337: ;3

mariofightmario: a bunch of comquats would be nice

ash_g: XD

RevengedJaack: Wee-man?

ash_g: SMURF!

devin1337: Hey, Ashley.

devin1337: She means cumquats.

devin1337: :P

ash_g: you mean, cumquats?

ash_g: juicy.

devin1337: BAHAHAHA

devin1337: Ninja’d again!

mariofightmario: GIMMIE CUMQUAT!

devin1337: XD

ash_g: XD

devin1337: LOL!

devin1337: XD

RevengedJaack: HAHA!!

ash_g: LMFAO

mariofightmario: HAHAHAHA

RevengedJaack: You want cum from a cat?

devin1337: Jacob, you killed it.

devin1337: Oh man, I need a tissue.

ash_g: :(

devin1337: XD

mariofightmario: EH WANNEH CUMQUAT!

ash_g: Ikr

devin1337: LOL

devin1337: XD

ash_g: XD

RevengedJaack: Aaaah you perv dev

ash_g: but not me?

devin1337: Damn right Jacob.

mariofightmario: owch my head =(

ash_g: xD

mariofightmario: my cuncussion

RevengedJaack: What about your head?

ash_g: what happened, fell off your bed?

devin1337: YOu mean

RevengedJaack: From the cumcat?

devin1337: Cumcussion?

mariofightmario: i have a cuncussion

devin1337: Cumcussion.

ash_g: no, she fell of her bed

mariofightmario: bie ran into a parked car

mariofightmario: bike

devin1337: It was too rough, Ashley.

devin1337: XD

RevengedJaack: Got dunked into the headboard maybe

ash_g: would that bike be under your waist?

mariofightmario: bike crashed into a parked car at fullspeed

ash_g: XD

mariofightmario: i hit my head in the road

devin1337: Riding that bike, Ashley.

RevengedJaack: So only the bike crashed into it?

devin1337: XD

mariofightmario: and my head

ash_g: XD

ash_g: oh shit.

devin1337: What about my head?

devin1337: XD

ash_g: AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

ash_g: oh god

mariofightmario: hahahaha

ash_g: AHAHAHAHHAAHHA

CloudxSephiroth: hallo

devin1337: How about you gimme your head Mario?

devin1337: XD

RevengedJaack: Cloud read =P

ash_g: XD hey

mariofightmario: all this laughing makes meh head hurt i’d better stoppit

RevengedJaack: Mario do you need a tube?

ash_g: ash_g: would that bike be under your waist? mariofightmario: bike crashed into a parked car at fullspeed ash_g: XD mariofightmario: i hit my head in the road devin1337: Riding that bike, Ashley. RevengedJaack: So only the bike crashed into it?

devin1337: Ash

devin1337: I’ll put it on my profile.

devin1337: XD

ash_g: XD

CloudxSephiroth: read what?

mariofightmario: my bike hurts

ash_g: same here?

mariofightmario: i mean my head

RevengedJaack: Bike is slang for?

mariofightmario: hahahaha’

RevengedJaack: Don’t laugh so much Mario

RevengedJaack: Your bike hurts

mariofightmario: i don’t have fcial hair…. exept for this facial hair…

ash_g: XD

mariofightmario: GTG

mariofightmario: bye

ash_g: i have hair,

RevengedJaack: Bye..you weird carrot

ash_g: and I can get a facial

devin1337: Lawl.

devin1337: XD

RevengedJaack: By a tube.

ash_g: XD

RevengedJaack: that you paid for..

ash_g: by a tube

ash_g: XD

devin1337: Cummin right up, Ashley?

devin1337: XD

ash_g: its cummin on tonight.

devin1337: XD

RevengedJaack: Wow, that’s cumtastic!

devin1337: On hardwood road.

devin1337: XD

CloudxSephiroth: …

ash_g: I know, its bangtastic.