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NABOKI

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Feb. 08, 2021

Rating: 0

Every makes even a sick sort of sense remembering what function things do. Don't expect it to always be typical puzzle sense. Some couple puzzles really bad for that. Like 12 (sliders, pointers), start from the outside, but you have to destroy the core midway. Or 18 (sliders 6x2x2), you have to start putting it back together to get to your second jenga or whatever. Even if 21 made my scream into the drill that pierced the heavens, if you're stretching and repeating, you're probably doing something very wrong. I think I wasted a good several minutes on that due to sheer stupidity.

Mighty Knight

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Feb. 01, 2021

Rating: 2

Kongregate bollocks is circumventing my browser settings. If you have the right software, browser, etc, you don't need Supernova. FFS, Kong. Get a friggin' clue.

Spellstone

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Dec. 22, 2020

Rating: 0

What are smearartists? Use real words please. Also, Tyrant was huge too. It went down flaming. Same with the next version. It made lots of enemies, even people unlike us who hate these games for no reason at all. I get tired of re-purposed same-old, same-old, like I said. It's called criticism. If you don't like it, then don't read it. Or perhaps do us all better and rid us of your pathetic existence entirely. We don't like bullies and pseudo-not-quite-critics who try to shut us up doing close to exactly the same thing we do. Notice I said "close". You're off, because you haven't pointed out the real problem, like we did, just like I'm doing now. If you don't like it, well, I already gave you some suggestions. Try again when you grow up.

Spellstone

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Dec. 22, 2020

Rating: 0

Damn it. Not again. Doesn't matter if it's this, Animation Unleashed or Tyrant Throwdown--done on purpose--it's like the Papa's Games, but with card games. Same basic structure. "Thanks for your patronage." Translation: "Give us your assets or stfu n' gtfo." Nope. Just nope.

Scriball

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Dec. 21, 2020

Rating: 5

baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... [starts doing the head bopping thing, then remembers and runs and grabs a drink so he can do it right]

The Alchemist

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Dec. 19, 2020

Rating: -2

Bad tag. Good story. Anyway, wonder where inspiration for daytime theme came from. lol Can practically hear Bosch's voice as Rook. Funny his sister's named Ashe, huh? Maybe not. xD Gonna be hearing that tune in my sleep though. First donuts def not last donuts. Ty much. =p

Castlewars

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Dec. 15, 2020

Rating: 0

Game actually isn't bad once you start getting used to accounting for everything. Now if the computer weren't such a punk, even on easy mode. And for fudge sake, ALT + PRTSCRN at the win screen.

Castlewars

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Dec. 15, 2020

Rating: 0

Warting1029 That makes no sense. That's what the Medium Badge is supposed to be for. 5 consecutive multiplayer wins. Chewbacca living on Ender makes more sense than that.

Champions Of Chaos 2

Play Champions Of Chaos 2

Dec. 14, 2020

Rating: 1

Cheap, crappy RPG made for a cash grab? Links for blowing Kreds on almost every screen? Nope. Not even for a BotD. I'd honestly rather fight COVID. I'm out.

Medieval Shorts 2

Play Medieval Shorts 2

Dec. 09, 2020

Rating: -30

Medium Badge? For bad grammar or game "length". Not that there really was much real game there. And what was happened to be about as difficult as tying your shoes.

Ghost Hacker 2

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Dec. 07, 2020

Rating: 6

Try again Milly12n. Literally. Maybe use a different browser. Elephant Quest is classic Kong and Armor Games. It's even on more than one Quest list. It's never going away.

The Final Death Wish

Play The Final Death Wish

Nov. 09, 2020

Rating: -6

Game sucks. I would point out specifics, but there's barely a thing about this game that doesn't suck, so no dice. Well, except for the dash mechanic, which uber-sucks. And ftr, you really think the badge doesn't track, Kong? Click on the Statistics tab. Hopeless and helpless, just like the game, huh.

Lab of the Dead

Play Lab of the Dead

Sep. 23, 2020

Rating: -9

Ugh. Always wished I could finish, but apparently unique plus zombies equals boring as hell. If this game makes me want to study any reaction, it's how to put a loaded gun up to my own head and pull the trigger.

TDP4 Team Battle

Play TDP4 Team Battle

Sep. 22, 2020

Rating: -1

Thought I remembered this one. Standard arena crap. Same stupid controls. Slightly better graphics. Slightly worse controls: buggy, don't always stop when you do. Lots of sucky loading for little payback. This was a major pain 10 years ago.

Warlords: Heroes

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Sep. 18, 2020

Rating: 0

Okay, no need to amend statements... much. However, campaigns are hideously long, even if you bee-line to the goals. And yes, you can cross over previously used paths (didn't know this at first). Cheat sounds nice. Not exactly sure what it's about, but won't prepare you for Survival. Survival to 25 kills is easy enough if you can actually beat a chapter, but who wants to? (I had to, unfortunately, missed days.) Oh, and why the hell do troll shields look like condoms? Holy crap. Not to mention the Shang Tsung knockoff feels more like a slap in the face than an homage to MK. This game just boggles the mind.

Warlords: Heroes

Play Warlords: Heroes

Sep. 18, 2020

Rating: 6

Don't remember this one. Let's see. Animations extremely poor, often buggy. Control laggy. Characters don't always stop when you do. Two horrendous choices of buttons (plz, just let me choose or is this a "Satan decided for me!"). Gameplay about as necessaryily strategic as mashing on the primary attack, and blocking at range only when you absolutely have too. About the only good thing is the music is and the fore/back-ground layering. Then again, having to beat a long, boring "chapter" just to get to the mode that's required for earning today's BotD is nothing less than completely insane. I honestly think someone took a list of games from 2017 (did a double take when I realized) that nobody of sound mind likes, closed their eyes, and just pointed. Otherwise, this game never gets picked for anything. Ever. To top it off, it's about as visually appealing as a conehead's fugly butt. No. Just, no.

Relic Of War

Play Relic Of War

Sep. 16, 2020

Rating: -11

Not bad. Kinda fun. Initial spiel big and boring, but just the game instead of reading mostly needless stuff. Only two problems. (1) Main screen is a giant money grab. Yuck. (2) Anime babe presents. Not a fun way to give story, except for horny young adults who need boners. This ain't an RPG either. Not impressed, rather annoyed by both.

Elephant Quest

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Aug. 20, 2020

Rating: 13

Sometimes it's Kong. Sometimes, it really is the games. Lack of flash support is really screwing up some of the badges around here. They keep pushing back the end date, but there will probably always be some, just not good. Blame obselescence. It was bound to happen eventually. Personally, I like using Bill Gates, etc. Nobody likes Microhard, and honestly, I despise what they've done with their OSes lately. The "hands off" of and neutering of Windows in Ver10 is a great example. But anyway. Rant for another time.

My Little Army

Play My Little Army

Aug. 15, 2020

Rating: 4

And wtf you talking about Selyob? We playing the same game? Obviously not.

My Little Army

Play My Little Army

Aug. 15, 2020

Rating: -1

Not a hard game, but kinda annoying. Stupid story boards, obnoxious character sounds, tldr help (yes, I read them, but should I have?), over complicated, the works. Easy badge is a quick knockout, but doesn't push me to play any more. Bright side, if the New Game + mechanic works, not having to finish a full game first is a real godsend. Also, thanks for the shortcut keys. Using mouse for everything would drive me mad.

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