comrade: *stabs another racer* judge: oh wait, he has some papers with him thats fine then, let him go. HANG ON WTF HE JUST PICKED UP SOME CHOCOLATE PENALIZE HIM!!!
"Johnny 7823263, Let me tell you about something that happened long ago. There was once a Johnny 1, he lived for about two seconds too weak to move. Then he died. So then there was Johnny 2, he just randomly appeared out of nowhere, he shared the same lifespan as Johnny 1 but he could move. He moves toward a floating disk of gold. When he touched it it dissipated and he felt a sense of accomplishment. Then he died. Then there was Johnny 3, He could live for twice as long as the Johnnys who came before him. He live for four glorious seconds, picking up three majestic discs. For those four seconds he felt invincible. Then he died." "So where are you going with all of this?" "There were 7823262 Johnnies before you. And there will be thousand after you, goodbye my son" *Johnny 7823263 explodes into bones and guts*
"So Burrito Bison went on another rampage today. Leaped right out of the ring and started squashing gummies." "Has he been caught?" "Yeah, but don't you think it's irresponsible to keep putting him in the same stadium where he keeps escaping and killing more people?" "Put him in the ring." "But-" "In the ring."
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ou know what would be cool? If not only you could travel across many different lands, but across many different planets, solar systems, galaxies, etc.
make an update for the training room make an idle part that you cant click a button and you can idle train your character your character would do the training without input from the player but get less exp from it
 "Clicker Heroes")
 "Racing Comrade!")
 "Johnny Upgrade")
 "Insectonator")
 "The Enchanted Cave")
 "Burrito Bison")
 "Crystal Story II")
 "Music Catch 2")
 "Swords and Souls")
 "Dangerous adventure")
 "Frozen Islands")
I'm working on it right now, but it's gonna take us a long time!