This piece of shit had to be the last game of the week. There were 2 that reeked so I passed them over for this and now I can't even log in with my Kong ID that I've had for HOW many years?
Worthless. Also the reason I'm gonna have another non-shiny.
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIISGUSTING.
You know the hilarious thing was I was on the version with "broken" lemonade stands, right? Then the god damned upgrade scroll got messed up, so I *HAD* to refresh and be stuck on the version that ignored offline calculations RIGHT before I went to bed thinking I'll have a lot achieved overnight -_-. Hilarious *twitch* isn't it.
Why do people keep remaking this *AWFUL AND BORING* "strategy" game?
Take this thing with numbers.
Drag it here.
Be bored, and do it forever, because this is all the game is.
:-\. Dude I mean the music is nice, but honestly *sighs*.
THIS had to be the damn kongpanion quest for today? Level 2 took 2 minutes and I'm bored out of my mind already D=
So I'm stuck in zone 2. It always starts zone 2 with like 25% stamina and I die next to that horrible looking Nyan Cat fox. There is literally no way that I can figure to get past this so uh...good job with the game design? Except not really ;_;.
As BarneyP says, there is no endgame. I don't feel I'm progressing when I get 20-30% more angel investors than what I had before. Which is a shame since I like this game. But to put that into perspective, I can get everything up to 400 in..half an hourish. I have tried ALL DAY TODAY to go from 480 Donut Shops to 490 donut shops and *still* am not earning money, with every upgrade bought and a STUPID amount of angel investors ( 12429430719 or 10 BILLION) to make that happen. And then I still have to get the pizza, car wash and newspaper stand from 440s and 450s to 500...?
Oh, this piece of shit is involved in the shiny kongpanion this week?
How disgusting.
Also, surprising. I haven't 1-starred this piece of crap yet.
Oh well, fixed.
Hey good job making vampire lord enemies, assh*le.
High HP - takes ages to kill. High MP : Lifesteals or heals. BLOCKS ALMOST EVERYTHING. But don't worry, its defense is so stupidly high I can barely hit him anyway. Oh and 87% hit chance for a light attack for a pure fighter? Yeah f*ck you too buddy, especially when THREE OF THOSE NEAR-GUARANTEED ATTACKS MISS.
You are horrible and you should repost this with a hacked version because this is a joke.
Let's see. pure luck gameplay. Bullshit hit percentage display. OH AND HEY! Most late game enemies BLOCK HALF OF YOUR SUCCESSFUL ATTACKS. Any more ways you can pad gameplay out? Nope - you've done it all :-\.
When you die - and you will - getting anywhere takes FOREVER. Getting back to the second boss takes *at least * 1 minute, but mostly 2 just to die to the same bullet hell OP stupid enemies in part 3. Not that fun bro.
So I played this a bit after my last comment, which was "This is ...boring as hell?" and it's boring as hell AND pure luck based. I'm on mission 16. No matter what I do, I get flooded by enemy troops and haven't managed to win. Not even once. Awful awful design bro...
This game is such a boring slog.
Different map, same exact thing.
Slam archers, 1-2-3 LV 3 golems. Put speed to 4X, wait forever for map to auto-finish.
Everything else is rigid as hell. You get this many resources, you need that many. There are no events, problems, occurrences, just the pointless attacking of your towns so you can lose resources and make the game take even longer.
Why....is there an AP gauge? Why are there Action Points to begin with?
What does this mechanic add other than, you know...nothing?
Its sole purpose is to make enemies be able to attack you and make the game take longer . Baffling and annoying...
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