What the deuce? I don't have to haev a body? Why the hell would I ever use one? I can just load up on parallel guns and be small enough to never get hit. So boss.
You can get 3 achievements before playing. Read the tutorial, refresh the page, visit the sponsor site. You should be able to get the other two in the first round.
Bosses? Battles? Didn't enter a single one. I beat the entire game without a single fight, in less than twenty game days. I didn't want it to be over, but I guess I was just too good to be allowed to play.
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