Wow, I totally forgot about this game. The impossible badges are impossible without playing with system settings. After several months of letting it grind in offline mode I'm still not at max level. Oh well, passive BOTD any time Kong wants to see how badly it can upset people who don't like these grind games.
Looks like a boring game after the tutorial is finished so I can actually play the game. Handhold tutorials that railroad even my clicks is a solid 1 star.
This game is broken for both Firefox and Chrome on Windows. It gets stuck on "Loading Assets". How did this dumpster fire get green lit let alone badges?
I only played for the badges. Never hate played a game that wasn't a terrible RPG maker movie wannabe. I never won a game, the game picked me at random to be the winner. Strategy was a joke.
This is terrible. I've plated like 10 times and had 2 games where I was just skipping my turn because I couldn't make a move. How did this Pray-to-RNGesus game get badges?
This game is insanely frustrating. I was trying to farm enough fame and cash to get the Moscow visa, then reset because things were dragging only to find out that the fame was knocked down to 10k, the first time it netted my fame down, made me want to break something. I'm done. Please don't allow this amateur game to get badges.
Half the clicks don't register, laggy, and a gun-to-head style tutorials. As it's the BOTD, I'm assure I'm going to get told I really, and I mean really, need to spend $40+ to really get my enjoyment out of this game.
Uh... what the hell? "I was about your age when your grandpa took me to a hut for the first time." The girl looks like she's in middle school. What island is this supposed to be? Pitcairn?
I liked this game, had fun with it for about two weeks. Then I got all the reasonable badges and left. How does it get badge of the day? Is there kickbacks involved?
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