This is literally a shitty iPhone card game that now has badges on Kong for some reason. They didn't even remove the "PLEASE RATE OUR GAME" prompt, LMAO! this is hot garbage.
Damn, y'all are such armchair critics- crapping all over this person's work. For all you know this is their first flash game, so lighten the heck up. It's good for what it is, and I enjoyed myself.
Absolutely disgusting to see this on the front page as a featured game. Gonna play this horse shit, not pay a single dime, then be done with it for good. Come on, Kongregate.... Step it up.
A lot of people saying the game should be sped up. I for one love the relaxing feel of the game. it's super chill, I'm never stressed, it's a great game to just unwind. Love it!!!
I think the jump in difficulty is absurd, it goes from being still pretty much a cakewalk on level 16 to absolutely infuriating levels from 17 on. There needs to be some sort of curve, or gradual change. Maybe add like ten more levels that slowly turn up the heat.
I was excited to try out a new game in beta, it sounded cool. WRONG-O, it's just a mindless money-grubbing timer based iPhone game. Get the hell out of here with this. 1/5
Good lord, my laptop sounds like it's about the take off. This is literally the same exact game as the miniclip version for cell phones, so why does it obliterate my computer's resources? WHAT?
"Explore an amazing NEW world of Curio Monsters you can Collect, Evolve, and Battle!" I did. For like, five minutes. Then, ENERGY! PLEASE BUY ENERGY! 1/5, screw you and your terrible, money-grubbing Pokemon ripoff.
Such a simple game, and yet, it's more enjoyable than over half of the games on Kong. Please give this game badges, and prove that a game doesn't have to be a money-begging cookie-cutter RPG strat game to get front page!!
Hands of War was one of my favorite flash games, and though I'm late to the game, I'm overjoyed to find Hands of War 2 is better in every way. Can't wait to play 3.
I totally agree with everything everyone said, but let's be honest, the kind of developer that would make a cash grubbing game like this doesn't read comments or give a damn about the players. I hit the literal paywall, and I used the 100 free tokens that came with the new save file, and then, once I've hit the wall again, I'm out. I won't be playing again. Shame on you for enabling this kind of crap, Kongregate.
Aggravating that you learned nothing from the first game, and didn't take any of the incredibly valuable feedback you received into account. 1/5, when you fix the game-breaking memory problems that have been around since the first game I will reconsider.
This game is like a cringe inducing Hallmark card that plays poorly. I admire the ambition, but Christ, the game was so sentimental it made me want to stop playing. It can definitely be toned down; and the gameplay itself just needs to be polished. Here's hoping for an improved sequel. Courageous try though.
Dear God.... I thought the first level was crazy, then to find out I have to play it all again, while the stage is wiggling wildly? CRAZY. And yet, somehow very satisfying to complete. I like this game. It's difficult, but not impossible.
Trash. This is the kind of game I expect to see dying in the "free games" section of the iPhone app store, not featured on the front page of a flash games website with two badges. Terrible decision.
A brilliant satire with layers upon layers of depth. Not since GTA V has a game so accurately captured contemporary society while still providing a fun, refreshing game. 5 out of 5 stars, added to Favorites, and I can't wait for the badges.
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Don't quite understand you gamerkc, we ask you to rate the game, because there is a rating system in Kongregate, isn't it?