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5 Questions

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Sep. 22, 2009

Rating: 0

Got some bad news, I'm afraid. England isn't an island. But if only it were! Arr! Seafarin' and piracy ahoy!

You must save your dog

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Sep. 21, 2009

Rating: 0

Well I can now sleep soundly knowing my dog is safe. OR IS HE?

Kings of Conquest 3

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Sep. 21, 2009

Rating: 0

The adding territories at the start almost killed my laptop.. Very cpu intensive. Although my laptop is a bit overdramatic. Lousy heap of junk

Fashionable Expectant Mother

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Sep. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

'Maria will give birth to a baby this summer, and she likes to dress in beautiful and fashionable clothes to meet the baby’s arrival.' I know the feeling!

Kumo-Neko

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Sep. 18, 2009

Rating: 3

Stage 6 is pant-wettingly hard.

MagnetiZR

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Sep. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

Great game, good concept, very pretty. May cause hair loss due to swift tearing motions after level failure, however.

perfect Fart

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Sep. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

4.99 seconds of solid farting isn't good enough? Maybe not for you, sir, but for me that is comedy gold.

Pointix

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Sep. 15, 2009

Rating: 0

This game makes me want to eat boiled sweets. Really. After about 6 levels it becomes an uncontrollable compulsion.

Super Castle Quest: part I

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Sep. 15, 2009

Rating: 0

'no alcoholic bewerage!' That really IS oh noes.

Guardian Rock

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Sep. 14, 2009

Rating: 0

I don't really see why this game should lose stars for asking for money... what if the optional content wasn't there at all? Would you rate it more highly, even though it was a smaller game?

Idiot test

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Sep. 12, 2009

Rating: 0

It wouldn't be quite so painful being branded as an idiot if 'loose' was spelled right.

Ambulance Rush

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Sep. 12, 2009

Rating: 0

Unless this ambulance has about fifty injured people inside, my people run over and killed:people saved at hospital ratio is embarrassingly bad.

Bertils Adventure 3

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Sep. 08, 2009

Rating: 0

Bertil died of buying the worse game ever! Was it this one?

Melodies

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Sep. 07, 2009

Rating: 0

Very nice and relaxing, but a progress bar would be great. Also a little more simultaneous use of all 4 paddles would be great, and maybe a successive hit combo affair.

GrabWave

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Sep. 07, 2009

Rating: 0

At later stages of the game, the coin seems to vibrate at a worryingly high frequency on the spot.

Canabalt

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Sep. 04, 2009

Rating: 0

I've been playing for a while now, and it's clear that the windows aren't completely based on luck. I can mostly get through them these days, but it was tough when I were a lad.

Wheelchair Madness

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Sep. 04, 2009

Rating: 0

This is just magic. I wouldn't mind a granny in the wheelchair, though.

Kongregate Grope

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Sep. 02, 2009

Rating: 0

Gropetastic!

I CAN BE MRCREDS ME! MOUSE AVOIDERZ

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Sep. 02, 2009

Rating: 0

Right click, click play. Repeat x3. Enjoy yourself!

Countdown with Neil Haversham

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Sep. 02, 2009

Rating: 1

Watching Neil Haversham in a black dress dancing to backwards ambient pop. The way forward?

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