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Legend of the Void

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Dec. 27, 2011

Rating: 0

why cant i make a black character?

Moby Dick 2

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Dec. 26, 2011

Rating: 1

i wonder how moby got small again? must be that new work out plan.

Upgrade Complete 2

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Dec. 25, 2011

Rating: 1

its funny if you actually payed money for the sheep

Upgrade Complete 2

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Dec. 25, 2011

Rating: 3

heart rate, ok maybe its something in game.... game medals, OMFG WTF

Monster Arena

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Nov. 14, 2011

Rating: 1

"Damn you ugly, you should copy my style man"

Back to the Cubeture (1)

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Nov. 14, 2011

Rating: 0

this music is epic, i especially like the quick draw music

Cubi kill 2

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Aug. 08, 2011

Rating: 5

im going to get fired for watching porno at my job, but i dont know why, i thought everyone was alowed to watch porno while they work

The Torture Game 2

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Aug. 08, 2011

Rating: 0

i made him look like the guy in the mcdonalds parfait commercial

Epic Combo!

Play Epic Combo!

Aug. 08, 2011

Rating: -2

well i have kind of a never ender....40minutes, and im still going pas 300k with only 1 shell dropped

Anti-Pacman

Play Anti-Pacman

Aug. 07, 2011

Rating: 48

this game is dumb...you cant get pacman as only one ghost because everytime you go one way, when you have him trapped, he goes the other way, therefore never allowing you to catch pacman with only one ghost, and on top of that, its almost impossible to catch him with more than one ghost, because they all either run away from him when he hasnt eaten a big dot, or stay in one place, and when he does eat a power circle, they all seem to run right at him.

Crush The Castle 2 PP

Play Crush The Castle 2 PP

Aug. 06, 2011

Rating: -2

Prince: *looks in mirror* King: Stay still it wont hurt you, its only a black ho--*splat* Queen: My dress doesnt match with this brown wood :/ Princess:MY HAIR!!! Wizard: Expelliarmus, oh, wrong spe--*splat* Knight: Attack!!!! Guard: Look at that dumb knight trying to be all brave *goes to sleep* Jester: King King the wonderfull--oh, your dead--*leaves castle* hasta la bye bye Beyotchez *dies by the next levels black hole* Pheasant: Take me oh black hole, my life is nothing here!! I wish to be high in the sky with the one and only *is ripped apart by the black hole, and appears in heaven* Damn that hurt like hell *sent to hell for foul language* Me: F*** YOU BITCHEZZZ

Reincarnation: All Hallow's Evil

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Aug. 05, 2011

Rating: 6

um, is that meat cheese i see in the basement??

Kid Launcher

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Aug. 04, 2011

Rating: 0

i wish he could buy the merchants gold tooth for sexyness points hahahhah

Zombotron

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Aug. 01, 2011

Rating: 1

um, ther is a bug i think, because somehow in the 3rd stage i went into the black part of the map, you know, the part that you have built the scenery on, and i cant get out

1928

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Jul. 30, 2011

Rating: -1

lmfao when the stick guy walks he looks like a ravaging zombie

NYAN CAT

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Jul. 30, 2011

Rating: -11

RAINBOW SHITTING POPTART SPACE CAT!!!!

NYAN CAT

Play NYAN CAT

Jul. 30, 2011

Rating: -5

NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN whooo nyan cat!!!

You Find Yourself In A Room

Play You Find Yourself In A Room

Jul. 30, 2011

Rating: 5

one word: ZORK!!

Anger Management 2

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Jul. 30, 2011

Rating: 0

lmao i unloaded my dick this time ahahha

Anger Management

Play Anger Management

Jul. 30, 2011

Rating: 2

LOL i put your mom, and it let me unload on your mom FTW

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