hellraiser

Disclaimer: Due to many personal life issues and the fact that my computer is dying (and I don’t exactly have enough money or good fortune to get another) I will probably not be on nearly as much as either of us would like.

I advise against viewing my full frontal nerdity without a pair of rose-tinted glasses.
xkcd.com/291
Former badgewhore extraordinaire.
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Kurt Cobains’ ghost killed Shrodingers’ cat.

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My hobbies include, but are not limited to, thinking the world revolves around me, mocking Sisyphus, and using logic.

(I used to just add everyone who added me, but since I became a Moderator EVERYONE seems to want to add me…so I stopped, good luck getting added now guys’ngals.)
Also, my greatest nemesis is English composition, and to those of you who would like to point out that ’You’re typing in English right now!" I shall kindly respond that I am not, I am communicating through the language of crazy.

Life; it is a thing that everybody has to deal with, but that doesn’t make you any less of a superhero for doing it.

O-Hey look, an internet! wanders off

(Please imagine a vast space in between these two points.)

Oh, still here? Have some cake.
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The cake is a lie? No, sorry, that’s the pie.

(A scene from one of the first Star Trek episodes that I saw, which I feel is a highly important expression of some of my ideals. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMqGlSjAbwA)
(and just in case you care: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmEbF2uhsZk)