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Death Dice Overdose

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Apr. 24, 2009

Rating: 0

I'm awful at this... can't even get above a thousand. Why is it so fun? I asked the happy bus sign for advice but he just wanted to talk about his relationship problems.

The Endless Zombie Rampage

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Apr. 24, 2009

Rating: 0

After playing Defensive mode I see that "armor" is base health and not related to the player character's health. Ancillary thought: am I the only one who reads 'FN SCAR' as F*ckin' SCAR?

The Endless Zombie Rampage

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Apr. 24, 2009

Rating: 0

Definitely a fun game. Confused why I died with 75 health and 5 armor left...

Twins Lines

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Apr. 24, 2009

Rating: 0

Tip number one: Try to avoid using spam links that are almost 50% the size of the game area.

Nostradamus

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Apr. 23, 2009

Rating: 1

Seems like it was a great game but as lothil said, it sorely needs autofire. Am I the only person that finds the arrow key movement awkward?

Hunter Trainer

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Apr. 23, 2009

Rating: 0

Small, decent game. Maybe it's just me, but I found it quite easy to "pull" the cursor off the flash window and confuse the game. I'm curious to know if others have this problem.

Randy's Jail Break

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Apr. 23, 2009

Rating: 0

So it's basically trial and error? That's... not fun.

Vinnie’s Rampage – Desert Road

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Apr. 23, 2009

Rating: 0

Very short. Seems kinda silly to get rammed by a car piloted by two dead guys. I kept trying to fire while reloading the uzi and it seemed like that gave me infinite ammo (after reloading my ammo never went down). Otherwise it's a decent game that's fun for a few minutes.

Tainted Kingdom

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Apr. 23, 2009

Rating: 0

Needs much better explanation. On level two, I've just attacked and beaten Outskirts. I can't choose to attack either the Purple Mines or the Enemy Base but I can attack the Outskirts again? So what was accomplished by beating Outskirts the first time?

Rune towers

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Apr. 22, 2009

Rating: 0

Nice, simple game. The difficult part is coming up with a creative and fun way to add depth for lasting appeal. Maybe a level/skill system with abilities like tower-color rune attraction or something? Or maybe include this as a mini-game portion of a larger game...

Epsilon Strain

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Apr. 21, 2009

Rating: 0

Okay, I've played it a bit more and worked out some of my problems. To proceed to the next sector, you have to continually clear higher difficulty rooms. Eventually you'll proceed to the next sector. I suppose you can run through the smaller rooms to farm credits before progressing. Portions of the shop are unlocked with each new sector. The X-Pulse mod is pretty cool. :) Hope that clears up a few things. Good work on the game, soybean.

Epsilon Strain

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Apr. 21, 2009

Rating: 0

Why in god's name does it take so long to unlock new equipment? I have almost 30k credits but can't buy anything because it's arbitrarily locked? Grrr.

The Rise of KING

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Apr. 20, 2009

Rating: 0

A fun little platformer. My only complaint is about the skeletons in the last fight: You get lagged by their attacks even if you kill them before you get hit, sometimes randomly with no skeletons around.

Bomber Blastic

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Apr. 20, 2009

Rating: 1

Pretty well made game. I think this type of game has an inherently limited fun factor. No awful bugs that I could see. Overall not bad.

Tap Tap 2

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Apr. 20, 2009

Rating: 0

Fishing is so boring one must constantly consume alcohol to make it tolerable. Since this is a simulation, I simulated intoxication by drinking window cleaner. I vomited on my keyboard, my office now smells bad, and I didn't have any fun.

GermChain

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Apr. 20, 2009

Rating: 1

Because I missed one during the "vaccine" level I have to replay all the previous levels? No thanks...

Glow Shooter

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Apr. 20, 2009

Rating: 0

Not very fun at all, really. Almost every aspect of the game is annoying: ship speed, mediocre upgrades, upgrades flying by with no hope of getting them, instant death from enemies entering from the side...

World of Pain RPG: Chapter 1

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Apr. 19, 2009

Rating: 0

It seems like a good game but the enemy encounters take way too long. Every 5-10 steps you hit another encounter only to sit and watch the attack bars slowly fill up...

Missile Defence

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Apr. 19, 2009

Rating: 0

Quite a good, simple game. Not much replay value, though.

colourPod 2: dimensionPod

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Apr. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

I can listen to this song all day...

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