I like how this game points out the uselessness of friendship and how it only harms your chances of finding the only thing in life that matters. Get the HELL away from me you bastards!
The moral of the story, DON'T LOOK BACK RETARD! Seriously, the ending makes no sense. People will read into it all they want because of that fact. Are you really going to fall for that? I won't.
I agree, the up button should be jump and the space should be the interact button. This game reminds me of Leisure Suit Larry combined with every old shareware platformer ever made for PC. Only this guy is about 5000 times less stylish as Larry Laffer.
I don't care what anyone says, if a spell was cast to do something it can't be irreversible because there is a spell that did it in the first place. Cast it again.
This game teaches us that being fat means you should die a horrible gravity related death for the amusement of people who are part of acceptable society. I wish there were more games with these very true morals.