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Pumpkin Remover 2
Jan. 17, 2012
Rating: 617
The badge oesn't request par so who cares :D! *Click Click Click*
Fragger
Rating: 3
For some strange reason, I have to feel like I need to be as perfect as the game tells me.
My "Dear" Boss
Jan. 12, 2012
This guy must be one hell of a great employee not to get fired.
Thing-Thing Arena 3
Jan. 08, 2012
Rating: 7
"Fatal Wound: Ear" Wha-...?
Versus Umbra
Jan. 04, 2012
Rating: 0
Haha. In that conversation with Adrian and the guard on Kameth (level 5) you mispelled "traffic-jam". Learning is power! (xD)
Unintentional humor is still humor :D
6 Differences
Rating: 4
"Game completed – You'll understand this game and badge name when you're older, kids."Lol.
Flaming Zombooka 3 : Carnival
Rating: 9
So you get thousands of zombie-guts on your face but when a living zombie touches you with it's foot you explode?
Insectonator
Jan. 03, 2012
Rating: 20
Note to self: Whenever a wasps' nest is around the house call this guy;give him a handgun; then prepare for your hospital bill.
Canabalt
Jan. 01, 2012
"If this game were a pancake, it would be a good pancake." -Some guy who commented on Adventure Story
Color Link-a-Pix Light Vol 1
Dec. 29, 2011
It's like Linx, just a hell of a lot easier and more stress-friendly. I thank you for this wonderful creation.
Sydney Shark
Dec. 26, 2011
Rating: 82
Two people have exactly 12,000,002 Orca pieces eaten. That seems to be normal considering that there is only about 20 that show up in one run.
Wake Up the Box 3
Dec. 25, 2011
The badge name really means: Sleep attack Medicine Improvement. Now say thanx to Merrian-Webster.
Raze
Dec. 13, 2011
Rating: 1
@maplemobstarz2...Haha pun.
Raze 2
Dec. 12, 2011
Rating: 12
"Okay, who gave the zombie a deadly rocket launcher!?"
City Siege
Dec. 10, 2011
I wish you can see your stats and all the people that have died for you :| Otherwise 5/5
Tangerine Panic!
Dec. 09, 2011
Rating: 14
For those of you who like to laugh at others misfortune, I got 99 five times in a row...
Mushroom Madness 3
Evan, it's not bugged. When it rains you gain +1 mushroom for every patch.
Rating: 6
So a nuke can destroy trees, bears and all of the other animals inside the area, yet, it can't destroy a simple hole in the ground?
Moby Dick 2
Dec. 07, 2011
Rating: 5
There are so many perverted jokes people can make for the title of the easy badges...
Hexiom
Dec. 04, 2011
Rating: 15
My brain just got it's ass kicked through it's skull.
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