The girl's shoe's really annoy me. It's something to do with the fact that they look like the awful witch-style shoes my mother would buy from the the cheapo shoe store when I was a child, and I would be embarrassed to be seen with her in public. Anyways if i was royal I wouldn't be caught dead wearing something so hideous.
Outdated 1990's graphics, a mediocre main character, and a game which brings nothing new to the genre. Not to mention, the unabashed advertising of "Fancy Planet" is very distracting. 1/5 rating.
Wow, this game is way too complicated. There are like a million different buttons and I have no idea which to press. Needs to be simplified a bit for new players to not scare them away. 1/5 rating.
Okay, now the white screen is gone. Anyways, this game is still quite boring. All I'm basically doing is dragging a straight line from a circle into a square. I still am going to rate it 1/5.
Put this game back inside a time machine where it belongs. Awful 1980s graphics, unoriginal story line, clunky interface, and headache-inducing music. I'm giving it a generous 1/5.
This game must be called "hook" because it's complete lack of originality and mind-numbing puzzles makes it feel as if a large hook if being driven into my skull. 1/5.
As soon as I found out that the enemies were called "Critters", I closed the game. In the future, attempt to have a half-decent story line, and spend more than 5 minutes coming up with character names. 1/5 from me.
Awful 1980s graphics. My character looks like that bald kid Caillou and moves at the speed of a tortoise. And the bags of loot look like dog poop. I quit after the tutorial, I couldn't take it any longer. 1/5.
If I was in preschool, I might have found this game challenging. Unfortunately, I'm a grown man and my IQ exceeds 50, so this garbage fails to hold my attention. 1/5.
You wasted your time making this game. I didn't read anything or look at any of the pictures. I just clicked over and over to get it over with. This is not a game, this is more like torture. 1/5.
With it's 1970s graphics, 1960s music, and uninspired storyline, this game fails to impress on any level. This game has much promise, but in the end it was nothing but a letdown. Better luck next time, scriptwelder. 1/5.
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Those happen to be magical shoes passed down in the Von Conqueror line for generations! Hmph! =P