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It says in the first line: (EDIT: Now with Kongregate API’s!
It has API it just doesn't have it yet because there are other games that are up for new badges. And yelling "WE WANT BADGES NAO PL0X" "BADGES BADGES" "baaaaaadgeeees" Won't do anything but be a nuisance to look at. So stop yelling. :)
Just wait.
They need to have an even lower Quality setting, the Lowest quality is still to laggish. On survival I cannot survive past 11 due to all of the Turrets firing and the FPS going to about 35 or so. Either waaaay less quality or quicker FPS reader. :\
Found a glitch:
When you pruchase a low level of one card, then try to sell it for another, it says that you already have one type of this card, and there is no way to get that sold card back
Either intentionally and a bad design.
Or a bug.
You aren't supposed to type in "first". It says in the rules :(
" Please don't post "first!" if you happen to be lucky enough to be the first one to post a comment in a new game. You probably won't be banned for doing this, but it's really annoying, and the comment may be deleted. "
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And the game is fun :) Pretty good.
It's pretty good, but there are 2 big flaws.
1) Don't use the upper windows/ skylights as an option over 80% of the levels.
2) If you are making a StD game (Spot the Difference), make sure the floor/ foreground is the same, there were 4 levels that had different foregrounds and they were clearly different yet it only took away score.
Still rated highly though =]
I think I know why this game is called Rage. The oh-so-nice graphics are wonderful at first, but after your 2nd Rage ability, and the +4Gun and Weapon holstering, it lags horribly. It would be fine if, oh, I don't know, a Quality setting was permitted, like in the main menu, on the pause menu, or hell, even a simpley drawn "Q" up in the corner would be nice. :]
Just an idea though, it isn't like half of the comments total consist of the crappy lag that we suffer. ;D
Loving the Journeys. Hope there is more to come. I've beaten the game first on coward, then hero. Now to get the lucky ending. Needs API for fastest completion :]
I don't know if it's just me, but the background doesn't really look "Non Sexual" along with the "projectile" your user shoots out. Mainly the double statue looking thing did it over for me. But it's still a good game.
Beat the game with all lives :)
I played this on the original site before I came to Kong.
The only thing I don't like is the game lag, even after you set it to low quality. But still a good game :)
Get the Bottle from the Cabinet.
Get the wire from under the door mat.
Use the wire on the ComputerTray to get the CD. Grab it.
Move the cushions on the couch to get the Key.
Use the key on the computerdesk to get the Knife.
Go back to the Couch and slice the Rightside of the Couchback to get the 2nd key.
Use the 2nd key to open the toolbox and get the Hammer.
Move the chair in the TV room to get the sugar cube.
Put the sugar cube into the bottle.
Put the CD in the DVD player and see where the Scorpion hovers around at the end? Hit that place with the hammer in the Door room.
Place the bottle+sugarcube on the floor next to the bug.
Go back to the scorpion tank and place the bottle down.
Grab the key and escape. :)
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