Came back for BotD and found that apparently I can't play because I no longer have superhuman agility and reflexes. 1/5 not just for the freezing, but because it's existed for so long and the dev doesn't seem to care about fixing it.
Hadn't played it in a while, came back to get the BotD, don't remember it being bad but it was the laggiest game ever even with all qualities set to low and all effects off.
So is it just me whose game didn't actually save (or profile won't load correctly)? Had a few levels left and had to come back to it, and I got nothin.
At the bookshelf, click up at the top of the screen to go to the ceiling. Open the panel on the ceiling with the screwdriver, then snip the blue wire. Go back to the lock painting and take the wire. Combine wire with dumbbell, then go back to the bookshelf. Connect electromagnet to outlet to erase card.
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 "Memoir Text Adventure")
 "Mystery Hotel Escape")
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