Waterdancer9's Comments

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Wake the Royalty	Feb. 02, 2012 Rating: 12 if i worked for a royal family and i woke them up by making hammer things to fling them off high shelves and other ways causing to cause them to fall several stories i think id get fired.
Shopping Cart Hero 2	Jan. 16, 2012 Rating: 2 i have NEVER given a game a score lower than 2/5 but after jump 35 id rather be doin my homework. its to slow and impossible to get enough money for decent upgrades. and some of them (the passengers and hats) go away if u land wrong, so its not worth attemptin to do the the tricks (which u also have to pay too much money for.)
Blockage	Jan. 10, 2012 Rating: 5 the things like "i knew you were special" and "im going to tell my friends about u" were weirdly (in an amazing way) very kind. its not very often u find game creators being so supportive and caring. i mean the dude who makes shift is just sadistic sometimes.. anywhoo 5/5 mad props
Wake Up the Box 3	Jan. 09, 2012 Rating: 5 the disco ending was a nice touch. bravo. wake up box 4 please.
Coinbox Hero	Dec. 30, 2011 Rating: 2 poor coin box..all it wanted was to smile and exist without getting abused..
Coinbox Hero	Dec. 30, 2011 Rating: 1 easiest way to get money is to get a melee weapon and stand directly under the cube. just hit repeatedly and the money will go straight up and then straight back down so you dont have to spend time rushing around trying to collect the coins :)
300 miles to Pigsland	Dec. 29, 2011 Rating: 2 3/5 i didnt like the controls.. why is down the down arrow while jump is left click??
I Love Traffic	Dec. 28, 2011 Rating: 5 i dont care if it means i messed up, i cant help smiling every time the cars crash XD
Sushi Cat 2	Dec. 25, 2011 Rating: 0 i just know that somewhere out there, there's a guy who would become morbidly obese just for me <3
Dibbles 2: Winter Woes	Dec. 24, 2011 Rating: 3 nothing says "im loyal to my king and country" like rippin your head off and turning yourself into a trampoline. XD
Fat Slice	Dec. 17, 2011 Rating: 5 i read a comment about a light saber trick nd i was all 'ha yea rite! like thats actually real..but that would be pretty sweet..' its real. its really sweet. (up up down down left right left right b a)
Effing Worms	Dec. 14, 2011 Rating: 7 i will NEVER be sick of being a giant uber worm. never.
Canabalt	Dec. 10, 2011 Rating: -8 watcha runnin from mister??
Trigger Knight	Dec. 10, 2011 Rating: 1 this was a very interesting and original concept!! loved it!! XD
Dynamic Systems	Dec. 06, 2011 Rating: 7 i really like this game but its soooo slow -__-
Crush the Castle Players Pack	Dec. 04, 2011 Rating: 3 so i know i have a sick sense of humor but am i the only one that wish the people died more interestingly?? like if they smushed more?? that would make this a 7 star game.
Pursuit of hat	Nov. 11, 2011 Rating: -2 i think this little dude needs to buy a new hat. personally i dont think theres any article of clothing that i would miss so much that i would resort to dismemberment.. plus im not really capable of popping my torso off..
Learn to Fly	Oct. 17, 2011 Rating: 3 HOW DID DEMIESTER MANAGE TO GO 1055 mph?!?!?
Name that Pokemon	Sep. 06, 2011 Rating: 1 im pretty sure cloud from final fantasy has never heard of a creature called a pikachu.. i could be wrong but i dont think i am
Dibbles: For The Greater Good	Aug. 16, 2011 Rating: 1 am i the only one who thought the way the dibbles ripped their heads off to make a trampoline was hilarious?? er.. i probably was actually..