Pvt: 'Sargent! I think i see something!' Sgt: 'What?' Pvt: 'it's (a) bus killing zombies!' Sgt: 'OH MAH GAWD!' Pvt: 'No wait, it's a ZOMBUS!' Sgt: '...'
'Hey, are we slowing down?'
'yeah, i think running over roughly 300 zombies is taking it's toll. We need a carwash.'
'we are in a ZOMBIE overrun city and you want a carwash!?'
'Bagel, anyone?'
....... please kill me if i see one more person too blind to read the badge road warrior.... it shows how to destroy choppers.........................................
Soldier' He's coming! whats the plan?' General 'JUST SHUT THE DUK UP AND KILL HIM YOU IDIOT!' Soldier' uh, what about the zom...' general' DUK THEM AND KILL THE MECHANIC OR I'LL FEED YOU TO THE ZOMBIES MYSELF!'