LOL! I feel so bad for the turtle. I think he is homicidle or something. Rofl laughed my butt off when i touched the banana and lanuchned me 200 ft into the air, and said something like "woyho KING!".
Lol, found a baggy daiper pants. By the way, the jobs: builder, guard, labourer; it all improves your meele fighting. Constitution and strength. Very good game.