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:the game:
by nutcasenightmare
:the game:
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Description
Due to popular demand, I had to report that :the game: on NicklausLiow's account was stolen from me, the real Nicklaus Liow.
Due to popular demand, :the game: is now properly uploaded under my true account.
Due to popular demand, I now present to you (the Kongregate version of) :the game:, the comedy-shooting-platformer-action-horror-romance-satire-parody-postmodern-and-holy-crap-I-mean-REALLY-postmodern-aka-really-crappy-drawings game of the century!
New York Times said:
"lololol this is so gud make another"
Metacritic said:
"i don't get it it's so stupid all you do is jump off the platform and btw i only played until the tenth level it's not like the levels get progressively more complicated u suk go die."
Wired Magazine said:
"FIRST!!!"
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/467574
How to Play
-Left and right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to do a completely useless duck
-Left pinky on 'A', right 'thumb' on 'E', and left ring finger on Tab to play Twister on your keyboard.
Enough chat. Enjoy.
Comments
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Amdur
Oct. 02, 2011
"Don't drink and drive don't drink and drive and drink and don't drive and drunk driver drank drinks and drink to the brink of driving and drinking and don't driving and two the drink of briving drin't doink and dive with cell phones and spartans tonight we drive in hell and drink." Ok, I love this game! xD
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Sliver1991
Oct. 16, 2011
Lost the game and got rick roll'd?? This game is trolling me. I love it.
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WOTA0048
Jul. 08, 2010
how does he know i have a sister?
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Kyseisa
Oct. 16, 2010
Don't screw the violence!!!
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masick
Oct. 25, 2021
A working supernova link:
supernova://play?swfurl=https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fchat.kongregate.com%2Fgamez%2F0002%2F9473%2Flive%2FThe_Game_Kongregate.swf%3Fkongregate_game_version%3D1233885888
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