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Slurpy Derpy
by ScaryBee
Slurpy Derpy
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Description
You wake up in a convenience store, hundreds of years in the future, to find humanity wiped out, your only companions stupid little creatures called Derps and a host of Gods trying to get your attention.
Make cookies, research new abilities, conquer maps, discover new worlds and evolve to completely new species as you work towards the ultimate goal of creating the most powerful Derps ever!
Check out www.reddit.com/r/slurpyderpy for more frequent updates / discussion etc.
Looking for the Classic version of Slurpy Derpy? That's been moved to http://www.kongregate.com/games/ScaryBee/slurpy-derpy-classic.
How to Play
Replace the King and Queen with Derp offspring that have higher stats to breed ever-more powerful Derps, unlock game features and reach the ultimate evolutions!
There are a zillion hotkeys for things in-game (like Z/X for promoting/sacrificing). Check out the tooltips on buttons to see what the other hotkeys are.
Comments
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mothwentbad
Jan. 30, 2018
Needs a "recruiter" helper who automatically hires units who are not currently marked for Angel promotion and have higher job stats than a current worker. Could be named Val(kyrie), known from recruiting troops in the afterlife.
The timer would have to be linked to Loko's, I think. So it wouldn't be subject to Slurpy upgrades, but it could be high on the tech tree, like Passive Tier 3.
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Toksyuryel
Apr. 04, 2017
QoL suggestion: dragging a derp into a zone that's full should make it replace and auto-sacrifice the derp with the lowest stat total in that zone.
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ChaoticBrain
Mar. 22, 2017
An endless scorched desert without a living thing as far as the eye can see, eh? So what are those cacti and shrubs doing there?
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MIXAILO_TROLL
Mar. 22, 2017
Remember, new derp soldiers are starting with full health.Keep that in mind and refresh them often, because on stage of derp stats 250+ it take quite some time to regain health to max.
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blawwill
Mar. 24, 2017
I like the secret achievements in games....but I like hints to show what they might be. I can't figure out what the secrets are without them
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