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193smalls

Latest Activity: Played Block Miner (Feb 21, 2012 12:23pm)

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THINGS YOU LEARN FROM VIDEO GAMES

  1. There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force.
  2. If it moves, DESTROY IT!
  3. Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
  4. One lone “goodguy” can defeat an infinite number of “badguys.”
  5. Make sure you eat all your food lying on the ground.
  6. You can break things and get away with it.
  7. You can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it.
  8. If someone dies, they disappear.
  9. If you get mad enough, you can fight even better.
  10. You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.
  11. You can operate all weapons without training.
  12. No matter how long you fiht, you can always fight again.
  13. Death is reversible (only for you!)
  14. Ninjas are common and frequently fight in public.
  15. Whenever big fat mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing red or yellow.
  16. You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.
  17. All women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.
  18. Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad.
  19. Don’t worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place.
  20. A thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem.

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