cut your hand off its the only way!!!! *after cutting it off* phew! that was over [LOGGING BACK IN WITH SAFE MODE] O.O NOOOOOOOOO! *he's strapped tothe chair* [YOU WILL NOT LEAVE ME AGAIN]
alright so youv'e completed all the genetic disorders in your life...wait...what r u doing?! initiating punishment lvl 3!!!! you r dead...hello? r u there? come on i was only kidding...hello? XD
WELCOME TO THE INSANE CARNIVAL! Where we don't just make you regret coming here, we make you die here! So try any of our rides! OOPS! Sorry all rides are considered either broken or dangerous. Sorry....well except for the roller coaster named CERTAIN DEATH.(Maybe because all of the inspectors fell of accidentally or on purpose...the world may never know...) And we do mean certain...no one came out alive...YET! So see IF you can survive. The terrors! The horrors! The thrills! But mostly the death! It is the longest roller coaster with the shortest tracks dangerouslly far apart. If you would like to get off this ride then simply fall off or rock the current rail the coaster is on. Come on and ride! Oh, and please sign the wavers before jumping on. Wouldn't want to be responsible for anyone getting HURT now would we?
OOPS!Here's some easy-peazy achievments: J K and Left Mouse = achievement jumps. look at achievement screen. mute sound. intructions. and view sponser.
"Sir! We need a car! Now!""Won't it kill you to say please?""Won't it kill YOU if we can't outrun those 75 robbers?""Uh...."*silencer goes off....twice* Rebel:"Their dead sir." Osama:"Goooood heh heh heh......"
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