First off: Obama sucks? Did you see the last guy? Bush got us into two wars, gave money to his wall street friends, and did damn near everything in his power to make Americans look dumber than they normally do. Obama is a wobbyl-crat, going from one problem to another like he can fix it with just a little elbow grease over a couple of months, but I'd give him a couple of years before coining him as "sucking." To the game: Eh, it's a gag, and a cheap one at that.
Just terrible. Also it should be listed as "This is one of the best..." The one doesn't need to be capitalized. I suggest starting over, allowing either keyboard or mouse work. Yes, I know making a game can be difficult, but this seems like the "Hello World!" of mouse driven games.
Shitty controls. Holy crap was this terribad. Make it keyboard or make it actually work. I kept trying to move and it would periodically start going in reverse.
This would be a nice game if it DIDN'T LAG SO MUCH. Make it where I can turn off the music and tune down the graphics, and it will be golden, till then it's a 1.
Wow, its a good mimic of a good game. So a 80% of 80% is a 64%, and this game felt like it. Your game lags terribly, and that kills the feeling. The upgrades are great, but punishingly small or have such huge draw backs that it felt like I was downgrading for things like the bullet spread. Music is fun. I say a solid 3/5. Make the lag go away and the upgrades cheeper (for the bullets) AND remove the punishments (you shouldn't get slower to shoot if you want to promote advancing) and this will be a more than 5/5.
Ok, its difficult after a point if you don't have the perfect set up of upgrades, however, its beyond obnoxious to taunt the player for failing. The game is pretty, but being made fun of (the rain of fail? WTF?) is not cool.
So sorry for not beating the game in one go through, but... wait, never mind, go smoke a pole, you assholes.
Ok, this game has just put itself in the re-re pile. After putting together an elegant solution, the level screwed up and dumped my balls out of order than it was suppose to have. No more. I can't even speed this crap up? This gets a solid 1.
The graphics are pretty, the game is beyond stupid. If it wasn't for the badge and card, there would be no reward to play this game. Everything in it felt pointless.
 "Obama Punch Out Xtreme!")
 "The Great Maze 6")
 "Submarine Vs Aliens")
 "Level Up!")
 "Dale & Peakot")
 "The Company of Myself")
 "1 Will Survive")
 "Flying hamster")
 "UPGRADE COMPLETE!")
 "Vector Effect")
 "Sparks and Dust")
 "Use Boxmen")
 "Vector Boom")
 "Color Infection 2")
 "FWG Bridge 2")
 "Retardo and the Iron Golem")
 "me and the key")
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 "Swords & Sandals III:Multiplae Ultratus")