Opened up Kong, saw this in the new games section. Had to refresh my page (And my train of thought) to make sure I wasn't seeing things. 5/5 for EBF goodness
-After the thieve stole my spare stick, which was going to be burnt in a ritual fashion for it's service in my younger years, I sent out a small search party to recover the object. When they returned, they said the thieve had used it to mercilessly beat his wife, and the neighbor's.- "...So THATS what the stick was for...
What? This game doesn't have any stuff to do at all! In fact, it doesn't even have a gosh-darn loading screen! "Thats because it isn't a game you moron!" Oh...well I just made a fool of myself...
Hey I was playing this and....woops forgot to chat...
Okay like I was saying...Dangit not again!
...Alright...now I can...FRAK!
I just cant stop! Someone help!
I love this thing! If it weren't for the trolls and conspiracy believers (Or worse...BOTH!) it would become the best game on Kong! Then again, I could be wrong....
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