hellsvortex

After a well timed accident with a blender causing severe pain that should not be talked about unless in some sort of dark room he was changed forever for the worst hes afraid as a cat in a blender doesnt really work youll end up losing something and in turn he lost his man hood it was quite painful, i assure you and he never wants to do it again so now he roams the land as a woman…. well man but in a woman cats body but after that came the revered paint factory bombing and the legendary journey where he then got molested by a group of smurf stylists who placed him in a unescapeable womans kimono with a hair style resembeling david bowies thus his journey continues in search of the golden cat nip what horrors await are yet to be seen smurf stylists will look like pussy cats in the end