"This game is clearly built with console controls"
I guess this is a plus?
"[...] and the fact that you can only attack to the left or right is ridiculous."
Well, the game requires a lot of timing and positioning. There are tons of dungeon crawlers that are played by left-clicking through hordes of brainless one-hit-KO enemies. I tried to make something different -- like it or not. :-)
This is a really cool idea and I'd like to see a version with more features and slightly better art/animations.
A way to regain lives would be nice (might be in this game, but I haven't seen it yet) and a way to slightly control the direction of fall a little.
Great Feedback! This is very much a work in progress.
I think the next step is to add a store that lets you buy new guys with the points you gained in-game.
I'll put that on the fix list. =)