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Shop Heroes

Play Shop Heroes

Jan. 29, 2019

Rating: 4

How does a pocket knife need more iron than a short sword?

Hanna in a Choppa

Play Hanna in a Choppa

Jan. 23, 2019

Rating: 4

...those are some durable eggs.

Dangerous adventure

Play Dangerous adventure

Jan. 16, 2019

Rating: 9

Kong needs a "memory leak" tag :/

Wake Up the Box 4

Play Wake Up the Box 4

Jan. 04, 2019

Rating: 14

What if the UI just didn't let your mouse go somewhere that would draw an impossible shape, instead of completely trashing the shape you spent like a minute drawing because you slipped up the mouse a bit?

Collapse It

Play Collapse It

Jan. 01, 2019

Rating: 3

Is buried under 50 tons of rock: "Hey, I'm fine!" Slips and falls over: OH GOD THE BLOOD I'M DYING OWWWWWW!!!!

Toodee and Topdee

Play Toodee and Topdee

Dec. 26, 2018

Rating: -4

...I think I hit the weird part of the internet again.

World's End Chapter 3

Play World's End Chapter 3

Dec. 24, 2017

Rating: 6

You know, it's kinda funny. Duriken seems to have conveniently forgotten that "backlash" move he knew in episode 13 by the end of episode 14...

World's End Chapter 3

Play World's End Chapter 3

Dec. 24, 2017

Rating: 0

...So who else tried to "beat" the last battle in episode 13 (by killing everyone) before discovering that the bosses stop taking damage from you at about half health?

Beam Ball

Play Beam Ball

Oct. 24, 2017

Rating: 5

Nothing is scarier than a blue triangle

The earl octopusor

Play The earl octopusor

Jan. 18, 2017

Rating: 2

...did I just trip some bad acid?

Apple Worm

Play Apple Worm

Jan. 08, 2017

Rating: 1

nice game, deceptively simple mechanics

Cube Escape: Theatre

Play Cube Escape: Theatre

Jan. 08, 2017

Rating: 4

Does anyone else remember the game rushhour that one of the puzzles mimics?

Slayaway Camp

Play Slayaway Camp

Dec. 21, 2016

Rating: 1

So the guards electrocute themselves when they fail at their mission?

Developer response from bluewizardgames

They kind of just explode for the funsies of it. It is also sorta used as a subtle visual example that you don't need to kill all the cops and swat cops in order to complete a level.

Sacred Treasure

Play Sacred Treasure

Dec. 11, 2016

Rating: 3

man, those goblins and orcs are sure awfully polite about just standing there and waiting to be attacked!

World's End Chapter 2

Play World's End Chapter 2

Dec. 03, 2016

Rating: 3

World's End Part 2: Featuring River Tam.

That Pokeyman Thing Your Grandkids Are Into

Play That Pokeyman Thing Your Grandkids Are Into

Nov. 21, 2016

Rating: 6

All these little pokey-mans need to GET OFF MY LAWN!

Icycle

Play Icycle

Dec. 29, 2015

Rating: 28

magic bicycle: Can change thrust in midair. Can't Backpedal.

Heather's Halloween Christmas

Play Heather's Halloween Christmas

Dec. 26, 2015

Rating: -3

5/5 needs badges plox.

Ninja Slash

Play Ninja Slash

Dec. 13, 2015

Rating: -5

controls ar slippery AF

Epic Coaster

Play Epic Coaster

Nov. 30, 2015

Rating: 13

You know, you'd think after 5 years and millions of deaths, the lawsuits would have shut this ride down :P

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