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WW2 dogfight, age of Warplane

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Sep. 28, 2014

Rating: 0

A game without save or mute in 2014? 1/5.

Dead Drunk 1.9

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Jun. 30, 2014

Rating: 3

Today I learned that the pursuit of alcohol is a valid excuse for inflicting massive blunt trauma upon myself.

Road of the Dead 2

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Oct. 27, 2013

Rating: 2

Following all the "lag reducing tips" given, the game runs very smoothly- at first. Regardless of how many zombies are around me when I start off, it runs quite nicely for the first few minutes. But then after playing for a while (~15-20 minutes, perhaps), it grinds down to a suttery crawl, with all controls responding horribly slowly and sometimes not at all. Pausing and unpausing clears the lag briefly, but it quickly returns after some more playing. The final cutscene played at about a frame every second, with extremely glitched audio (all of the General's lines cut off after about the first syllable and the scenes repeated until I skipped- at which point all of the audio cued at once). Played the final part again, starting from the last checkpoint, and it ran perfectly smoothly, the final scene playing through without a hitch.

Developer response from Sickdeathfiend

glad those helped. the progressive lag issue usually doesn't crop up unless i play for a few hours though, not just 15 minutes. Sorry to hear that.

Road of the Dead 2

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Oct. 26, 2013

Rating: 1

I think you mistakenly uploaded Road of Excessive Visual Effects: Rise of the Lag

Developer response from Sickdeathfiend

read kong discription for some tips if your game is lagging. need a decent pc to run it fast though.

Extreme Road Trip 2

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Jun. 21, 2013

Rating: 1

P for pause. Please.

Mini Dash

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May. 18, 2013

Rating: 9

How can we still have flash games without a pause hotkey in the year 2013?

World Hummer Football

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May. 05, 2013

Rating: 4

Jeremy Clarkson would be proud.

Surgeon Simulator 2013

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Jan. 29, 2013

Rating: 0

I ripped his lungs out. /game

Steampunk

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Dec. 22, 2012

Rating: -1

3/5, because no restart hotkey and everything is about millisecond-perfect timing.

Rocket Santa 2

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Dec. 16, 2012

Rating: 20

Few issues I have with this: 1) Santa's "lol randumb XD" comments that a twelve year old would find funny. Let us toggle them, please. 2) Even though I've completed all the missions, it still feels the necessity to tell me so after every single launch. Please turn off that screen once all 30 missions are complete. 3) Getting to the top seems like a complete crapshoot. Seems like you need an XMAS bonus at the start, another in the middle, and the luck to get a large number of rocket boosts and/or fuel cans mid-flight. Santa has no maneuverability, so you can't aim for any of these things. Possible help could be to increase the rocket boost's trigger area; I've had times when Santa covers about half of the launch area, but still doesn't get any speed boost.

Satellite Launch

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Nov. 19, 2012

Rating: 0

15 sats, 76 links, 1.14 trillion, and a frickin' cool orbital pattern. This game is superb, even as rough as it is.

Axis Football League

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Nov. 18, 2012

Rating: 0

And here I was hoping to see the SS take on the Luftwaffe in the Fuhrer Bowl.

Rod Hots Hot Rod Racing

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Oct. 27, 2012

Rating: 6

As these are mostly front-engined cars, it seems curious that they should tilt backwards at every possible opportunity. What are they carrying back there, gold bricks?

American Racing

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Oct. 19, 2012

Rating: 2

It would be nice if the "Smash X Items" events were more about whether you're good at driving the game and less about whether the RNG Goddess decided to piss on your head or not.

American Racing

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Oct. 19, 2012

Rating: 0

@Asmun No. Drafting is when you're following a car closely and being pulled along by its slipstream. Drifting is when your car is going sideways through a turn.

Politricks

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Oct. 09, 2012

Rating: 1

Stimulus plan part 2: The Money-Pogo

Achievement Unlocked 3

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Aug. 19, 2012

Rating: 3

If only the save button worked, you'd have my 5/5 (and I'd have the hard badge). As it is, neither of us get what we want.

Tequila Zombies 2

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Aug. 03, 2012

Rating: 4

A quality button would be nice.

Farm and Grow

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Aug. 01, 2012

Rating: 8

I'm pretty sure that children aren't made by having the man of the house pace back and forth outside the door for a while.

Running Fred

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Jul. 30, 2012

Rating: 3

I've gotten over 2,000 meters in Normal, but Hard still isn't unlocked (supposed to unlock at 1,500). Bug, or do I just have to spend Skullies on it?

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