...and so, in the end, when it is revealed that the knight's fair maiden is attracted to him in direct proportion to his wealth, he decides to go patronize the local prostitute instead who at least has the virtue of not nagging him.
Every time the game calls me a name for something that has more to do with game design than my play, I take away a star. For the record, this game received -47 stars.
"Sir? I know you're the pilot and all, but do you really think we should go to the exact same spot looking for survivors every day? It's probably not easy for people to get through this zombie-infested desert..."
Negative, completely unnecessary, and inappropriate atheistic slam on level 44. What's next? Politics, racism, and poop jokes? I am disappointed and hesitate to continue.