yoyomasta141

Hello people! I am almighty Yoyo! And I like cake. Chocolate cake is good. Do you like chocolate cake? On time I had chocolate cake at my birthday party. It was a pretty wild party. We had cupcake wars, and let me tell ya, it go INTENSE. I got sixty-seven dollars worth of iTunes gift cards that day. iTunes is awesome, because I like music. My favorite band must be Carbon Leaf. Check em out. What’s your favorite song? I can’t name my absolute fave, so I’ll tell you a couple of them. Here goes! Viva la Vida, Life Less Ordinary, A Favor House Atlanta, and Dani California. I love to play Rock Band, and I’m pretty awesome and both guitar and drums. I can play expert at both! I’m also an expert baker… My favorite thing to bake is chocolate cake! Chocolate cake rocks. Do you like chocolate cake? (insert answer here) I don’t get it with Kongregate and cake. I mean, why is the cake a lie? What cake is a lie? Does it even matter if the cake is a lie? SHIFT confuses me with those cake badges. Cake? I mean really. SHIFT is a decent game, I guess. My favorite games are the Idle. series by Nabb, just because I love to talk to my pals! I’m usually in ItBeARoomYo, hamming it up with my friends. My favorite friend would have to be tetsuo999… That little bugger is awesome! If any of my other friends are reading this, don’t worry! You’re awesome too! ILY guys! I don’t get why coy never talks though… But when he does it worth listening to! He’s funneh =D I love to hug people! Want a hug? If you want a hug, private message me! Well, I have to go now. Thanks for reading my profile. If you made it THIS far, you really don’t have anything better to do, don’tcha? Gotta go, baii!

(>’.‘)> (::) Kirby wants his cookie. If Kirby doesn’t get his cookie, he gets mad. When Kirby gets mad… people DIE.

I like YouTube! I like birds! I like sticks! I like toasters! I like mice! I like dictionaries! I like phones! I like windmills! I like light bulbs! I like words! I like long profiles like mine! I like turtles! I like whatever you like!

Do you like waffles? Yes we like waffles! Do you like pancakes! Yes we like pancakes! Woo!

Mary had a little sheep, little sheep, little sheep! Mary had a little sheep, who got eaten by the Big Bad Wolf!

Eggs… Eggs… Eggs…

Bacon… Bacon… Bacon…

Toast… Toast… Toast…

Can you tell I like breakfast? It’s the most important meal of the day, oh yeah! My favorite breakfast is cereal! Yummy cereal!

I have this argument with myself often. What is the ultimate instant, sodium packed, lunch? Ramen noodles in a cup, or Kraft Easy Mac cups? They’re both so yummy! I love them so much! But I still don’t know which is better… I know! I’ll hold a poll! Give me a shout and tell me which is the better food!

If you were a booger, I would pick you first. If you were a clam, I would take a shovel, whack you, then eat your innards slowly enjoying your painful death. I am such a sadist.

Dumps are smelly, but that doesn’t mean you can hate on them! It’s not like they can do anything about it! I mean, us, if we have dirt and trash on us, we can shower. But dumps can’t shower! So don’t hate on dumps. Dumps are the ultimate place. But they are bad for the environment. Everyone should do their part to stay green! The world will be a better place if everyone was greener! Flying cars! Vroom! Whee!

Snape… Snape… Severus Snape, Dumbledore! Harry Potter Puppet Pals. Look it up on YouTube. Prepare to laugh.

Charlie, you look so down, with your big sad eyes and your big fat frown. So put a banana in your ear! A banana in my ear? A banana in your ear!

See-saws rock. I don’t care if they’re childish and dangerous, they’re fun. So don’t say anything about see-saws unless you say good stuff about em’! Playgrounds are cool too! I’m immature, but immaturity makes for more fun in life! C’mon, let’s go watch Elmo together!

How to enjoy life: Jump rope. Splash in a puddle. Do a cannonball into a public pool and yell “Wahoo!”, no matter how stupid you might look. Don’t care what other people think. It’s your life, enjoy it.

I like beef jerky. Beef jerky is great, unlike your face. Your face is equivalent to that of your mom’s face, whose ugliness is equivalent to that of Chuck Norris’ awesomeness. In other words, your face is definitely not great.

Tetsuo999’s Biography. By, Yoyo.
Me and Tet are good buddies, no matter how big an argument we get into, we always forgive each other. =3 If you’re reading this Tet, ILY! No matter how indecisive, annoying, and smelly you can be at times. And that’s REALLY indecisive, annoying, and smelly. But he’s nice. And so is his girlfriend, Kati. Or Katie? I’m utterly confused. Her profile says she’s Kati, but we always call her Katie… For now she’s Katie. Mmk? MMK??!

Badge badger badger badger MUSHROOM!

r0x01d’s Biography. By, Yoyo.
(Note, I’m joking, me and r0x are good buddies)
Ahhh… r0x… He’s a son of a bitch, he is! He is random. Too random. I wanna get my hands around his neck and squeeze really hard. He should go drown in a pool of acid melten rotten cheese.

For those of you that think I have no life… You’re hella right =D

I finally got a dog! YES! He’s an Italian Greyhound. He won’t get as big as other greyhounds, he’ll stay about 13-14 pounds. I love him though! Even though my mom took all $121.54 I had to offset his cost, he was worth it. Definitely. Greatest dog on earth, lemee tell ya. So cute. So cuddly. So playful.